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StarDust

StarDust

Mage
Aug 21, 2018
508
put it in the oven
 
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Sidestep

Sidestep

Student
Aug 15, 2018
128
before the power goes out
 
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StarDust

StarDust

Mage
Aug 21, 2018
508
and everything melts in silence
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
The kind of silence that
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
Was here before the aliens
 
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Sidestep

Sidestep

Student
Aug 15, 2018
128
abducted the unbearably noisy neighbors
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
And put probes in their
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Every which way but loose
 
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Smilla

Smilla

Visionary
Apr 30, 2018
2,549
We need to find them
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
And get Judge Judy to
 
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skitliv

skitliv

Le mort joyeux
Jul 11, 2018
485
Throw a massive alien party
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
They can probe us all
 
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Smilla

Smilla

Visionary
Apr 30, 2018
2,549
I'll bring lots of champagne
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
Do aliens really drink champagne?
 
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skitliv

skitliv

Le mort joyeux
Jul 11, 2018
485
They do, get drunk fast
 
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Caustic Cardinals

Caustic Cardinals

Enlightened
Sep 1, 2018
1,339
small light and menacing
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
little fuckers that kill everything !
 
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skitliv

skitliv

Le mort joyeux
Jul 11, 2018
485
But at the last instant
 
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Caustic Cardinals

Caustic Cardinals

Enlightened
Sep 1, 2018
1,339
they hit the loop option!!!
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
Maybe the aliens are suicidal?
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
So they could go back
 
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Life sucks

Visionary
Apr 18, 2018
2,134
Because humans are very dirty
 
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anna

anna

downfall
Mar 18, 2018
441
The human stench attracts the aliens
 
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Smilla

Smilla

Visionary
Apr 30, 2018
2,549
The stench should repulse them
 
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Tiburcio

Guest
Humans are fucking garbage piles
 
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Smilla

Smilla

Visionary
Apr 30, 2018
2,549
The aliens will save us
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
I want a sexy alien
 
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Smilla

Smilla

Visionary
Apr 30, 2018
2,549
Will rip your heart out
 
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