5 word story game

[StarDust]

put it in the oven

 

[Sidestep]

before the power goes out

 

[StarDust]

and everything melts in silence

 

[mattwitt]

The kind of silence that

 

[Living_Ghost]

Was here before the aliens

 

[Sidestep]

abducted the unbearably noisy neighbors

 

[Living_Ghost]

And put probes in their

 

[mattwitt]

Every which way but loose

 

[Smilla]

We need to find them

 

[Living_Ghost]

And get Judge Judy to

 

[skitliv]

Throw a massive alien party

 

[Living_Ghost]

They can probe us all

 

[Smilla]

I'll bring lots of champagne

 

[Living_Ghost]

Do aliens really drink champagne?

 

[skitliv]

They do, get drunk fast

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

small light and menacing

 

[mattwitt]

little fuckers that kill everything !

 

[skitliv]

But at the last instant

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

they hit the loop option!!!

 

[Living_Ghost]

Maybe the aliens are suicidal?

 

[mattwitt]

So they could go back

 

[Life sucks]

Because humans are very dirty

 

[anna]

The human stench attracts the aliens

 

[Smilla]

The stench should repulse them

 

[Tiburcio]

Humans are fucking garbage piles

 

[BlackDragonof1989]

Humans are fucking garbage piles

who sometimes try but fail

 

[Smilla]

The aliens will save us

 

[BlackDragonof1989]

The aliens will save us

they will bring us love

 

[Living_Ghost]

I want a sexy alien

 

[Smilla]

Will rip your heart out