5 word story game

[Desperate_Soul]

thankful that his prayers were

 

[Maravillosa]

answered so well and eternally

 

[Iwant2sleepforever]

He will receive eternal happiness

 

[Maravillosa]

which we mortals can't understand

 

[Regisphilbin_savant]

However his forbidden liaison with

 

[Maravillosa]

his beloved daughter's best friend

 

[Regisphilbin_savant]

Threatened his forthcoming eternal joy

 

[Maravillosa]

and ruined his earthly reputation

 

[Regisphilbin_savant]

Thor (sighed) ,damn you mighty hammer

 

[blurr21]

Hes surprised by a noise

 

[Desperate_Soul]

in the closet and noticed

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

the look of wonderful on

 

[Desperate_Soul]

the creep with no pants

 

[blurr21]

Whos made it to heaven??

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

only the rich and pretty

 

[Desperate_Soul]

and those who accidentally made

 

[Maravillosa]

the First World War happen

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

met at the bus stop

 

[Desperate_Soul]

with horrible disguises on and

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

urine dripping from all their

 

[Desperate_Soul]

bodies from the golden shower

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

pussyes the trump has grabed

 

[Regisphilbin_savant]

Sounds like damn Loki snooping

 

[blurr21]

Around black widows house where

 

[Desperate_Soul]

webs capture their prey for

 

[Maravillosa]

hungry spiders with deadly venom

 

[Desperate_Soul]

that kills instantly when bitten

 

[Libido Torpedo]

like nasty cheese and crackers

 

[Desperate_Soul]

inside a dirty sock with

 

[Libido Torpedo]

a selection of fine wines