5 word story game

[Desperate_Soul]

who are victims of assault

 

[thatguyakira123]

on their taste buds because

 

[Desperate_Soul]

of all the spicy flavors

 

[Maravillosa]

of Mexican and Thai food

 

[Taylored]

Made them very Gassy and

 

[Desperate_Soul]

had explosive diarrhea but they

 

[Maravillosa]

survived and changed their clothes

 

[Dani Paradox]

then had a giant orgy

 

[Maravillosa]

where everybody was in ecstasy

 

[Desperate_Soul]

until one guy started bleeding

 

[Life sucks]

And spicy food became forbidden

 

[Desperate_Soul]

No more spicing things up!

 

[Maravillosa]

And life became so bland

 

[Desperate_Soul]

without the spicy food club

 

[Maravillosa]

and everybody wanted to ctb

 

[mattwitt]

everybody except for the aliens

 

[Maravillosa]

who wanted to eat them

 

[Taylored]

and their juicy buns for

 

[Desperate_Soul]

breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yum!

 

[Pointlessabyss]

They surveyed the earth wondering

 

[Maravillosa]

what to do with it

 

[mattwitt]

and who to eat first

 

[Maravillosa]

starting with President Donald Trump

 

[Pointlessabyss]

They choked on his wig

 

[Maravillosa]

had to do Heimlich Maneuver

 

[Escargot Shorts]

by using only their legs.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

but they broke their ribs

 

[Escargot Shorts]

so they ate those too!

 

[Desperate_Soul]

they then started practicing autocannibalism

 

[Escargot Shorts]

"You eat what you are"