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sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
[X] Be selected to colonize Mars

Would you rather:

[ ] Have the ability to read and control minds

[ ] Have the ability to manipulate reality
 
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Yuki_03

I really can't take it
Aug 9, 2023
353
[X] Have the ability to manipulate reality (Why read mind when you can just manipulate them :)

Would you rather...

[ ] Talk again with a loved person that left (death, change of friend groups, lost cantact...)

[ ] Meet a new person that has the potential to be really important in your life
 
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[x] Meet a new person that has the potential to be really important in your life

Would you rather...

[ ] Be able to teleport but only to where you can see or been. e.g. if you don't know the thickness of the wall between rooms, you can teleport into the wall.

[ ] Fly but flying at high speed can rip your clothes off.
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
291
[ x ] Fly but flying at high speed can rip your clothes off. (Even flying slowly over traffic would be worth it 😂)

Would you rather…

[] never have to cook, the food you want just magically appears

[] never have to clean, things are just magically cleaned with a thought
 
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Throwawayacc3

Throwawayacc3

Freedom
Mar 4, 2024
975
[x] never have to cook, the food you want just magically appears

[] never have to clean, things are just magically cleaned with a thought

Would you rather……

[ ] Pick this option
Or
[ ] Pick the first option

???
 
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Galahad

Member
Mar 21, 2024
67
[ ] Pick this option
Or
[ X] Pick the first option


Would you rather

[ ] Be in a loving relationship
Or
[ ] Win £1m
 
R

rata1

Arcanist
May 8, 2019
444
[x] Win £1m

Would you rather

[ ] be the player

[ ] be the referee ?
 
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idkwhatimdoinghere

Abandoned account
Mar 13, 2024
122
[x] be the player

Would you rather

[] have infinite knowledge but terrible memory
[] remember everything but be kinda stupid
 
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Galahad

Member
Mar 21, 2024
67
[X] have infinite knowledge but terrible memory
[] remember everything but be kinda stupid


Would you rather

[] Have a private jet and travel the world alone

[] Never holiday again but have loads of friends in your home town
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
[X] Have a private jet and travel the world alone

Would you rather:

[ ] Be rich and sad

[ ] Be poor and happy
 
Throwawayacc3

Throwawayacc3

Freedom
Mar 4, 2024
975
[x ] Be rich and sad

[ ] Be poor and happy. (I'm basically classed as poor now so both questions are kind of moot lol)

Would you rather :

[ ] be with people

[ ] be with animals
 
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sancta-simplicitas

sancta-simplicitas

Member
Dec 14, 2023
67
[ ] be with people

[X ] be with animals

Would you rather:

[ ] Always have breakfast foods for dinner
[ ] Always have dinner foods for breakfast
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
It depends on the cuisine. I don't eat breakfast, so I'm not the right person to answer this question lol.

Would you rather:

[ ] Hook up with your crush and start a relationship

Or

[ ] Have a painless, peaceful, guaranteed death (Dignitas/Pegasos)
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
291
I don't have a crush on anyone rn, but regardless I think I would still pick:

[x] Have a painless, peaceful, guaranteed death (Dignitas/Pegasos)

Would you rather…

[] get a new album by your favorite broken up/on hiatus/dead band

Or

[] get a new season of your favorite canceled tv show

(And share which band/tv show if you want to!)
 
Malaria

Malaria

If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead
Feb 24, 2024
1,023
[X] get a new album by your favorite broken up/on hiatus/dead band
(probably SOAD if I had to choose)

Would you rather...

[] be fluent in every living language

Or

[] be fluent in every dead language
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
[X] be fluent in every living language (more useful by far)

Would you rather:

[ ] Be the most beautiful/attractive person in the world

Or

[ ] Be the smartest/most intelligent person in the world
[x ] Be rich and sad

[ ] Be poor and happy. (I'm basically classed as poor now so both questions are kind of moot lol)

Would you rather :

[ ] be with people

[ ] be with animals
[X] be with animals ofc. I don't like people lol
 
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Throwawayacc3

Throwawayacc3

Freedom
Mar 4, 2024
975
* these are both terrible - first one is basically the world we live in today (narcissism epidemic) and the 2nd im already at 131 IQ so it's kind of moot lol.
[ ] Be the most beautiful/attractive person in the world

Or

[ X ] Be the smartest/most intelligent person in the world


Would you rather.

[ ] adopt a bird and it lives for 80 years

[ ] adopt a dog and it lives for 14 years
 
lixt

lixt

Entropy guides me until death reaches me.
Dec 14, 2023
73
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[ ] adopt a bird and it lives for 80 years
[X] adopt a dog and it lives for 14 years

Would you rather:
[ ] Step off the Golden
[ ] Be loved unconditionally by your crush
 
Silent_cries

Silent_cries

I wish I could delete my trauma...
Aug 10, 2021
836
.
Would you rather:
[ ] Step off the Golden
[x] Be loved unconditionally by your crush

Don't even know what the other option means, but I want my crush to love me more than anything.

Would you rather:
[]Die a painfree but slow death
[]Die a painful but quick death
 
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[x]Die a painfree but slow death.

Would you rather:
[]Clean naked.
[]Cook naked.
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
Neither. Nudity is gross

Would you rather:

[ ] Travel the world and go everywhere and have just enough money to do everything you wanted to but nobody would know you are

Or

[ ] Stay in the same city but everyone admired you and you had NYT's best seller and were famous
 
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4am

there’s nothing for you.
Dec 14, 2023
1,227
[X] Travel the world and go everywhere and have just enough money to do everything you wanted to but nobody would know you are

Would you rather:

[ ] travel to literally any place on earth right now (secret places like area 51 are possible)

Or

[ ] visit world trade center in summer 2001
 
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[x] travel to literally any place on earth right now (secret places like area 51 are possible)

Would you rather:
[]Date a blind person.
[]Date a deaf person.
 
Silent_cries

Silent_cries

I wish I could delete my trauma...
Aug 10, 2021
836
Would you rather:
[x]Date a blind person.
[]Date a deaf person.

I don't know sign language :/

Would you rather:

[]Experience excruciating physical pain.
[]Experience excruciating mental pain.
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
[X] Travel the world and go everywhere and have just enough money to do everything you wanted to but nobody would know you are

Would you rather:

[ ] travel to literally any place on earth right now (secret places like area 51 are possible)

Or

[ ] visit world trade center in summer 2001
[X] Travel to literally any place on earth right now (secret places like Area 51 are possible)

Would you rather:

[ ] Be the richest person ever but you couldn't have sex, date, kiss anything for ten years

Or

[ ] Not be the richer person ever but still be able to have sex, date, and kiss
 
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Suicidebydeath

Suicidebydeath

No chances to be happy - dead inside
Nov 25, 2021
3,440
I think I can deal with mental anguish and I can help more people with money than through the power of sex, lol.

[X]Experience excruciating mental pain.
[X]Be rich but not have sex, dating, kissing for the next 10 years

Would you rather:

[] Date your crush
[] Date your ex
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that's just me
Sep 13, 2023
7,365
[X]Experience excruciating mental pain.
[X]Be rich but not have sex, dating, kissing for the next 10 years

Would you rather:

[] Date your crush
[] Date your ex
[X] Date my crush because I don't even have an ex lol

Would you rather:

[ ] Live in the Harry Potter universe

Or

[ ] Live in the Percy Jackson universe
 
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CuriosityAndCat

CuriosityAndCat

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Nov 2, 2023
304
[X] Date my crush because I don't even have an ex lol

Would you rather:

[ ] Live in the Harry Potter universe

Or

[ ] Live in the Percy Jackson universe
[X] Live in the Harry Potter universe

Would you rather:

[ ] Eat cats

Or

[ ] Be eaten by cats
 
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[x] Be eaten by cats.

Would you rather:
[]Be able to time travel
Or
[]Be able to travel the multi-verse
 
Malaria

Malaria

If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead
Feb 24, 2024
1,023
[X] Be able to time travel

Would you rather:
[] Never be able to cry again
Or
[] Never be able to laugh again
 

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