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I'd rather be

  • Buried

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Cremated

    Votes: 58 40.3%
  • Left where I'm found

    Votes: 6 4.2%
  • I'm dead, what do I care what they do with it?

    Votes: 65 45.1%

  • Total voters
    144
  • Poll closed .
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Roph

Specialist
Sep 24, 2018
355
Buried
 
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Goldie

Specialist
Sep 6, 2018
307
I have thought about this more than most as I am currently living abroad. There is a massive cost difference between having ashes and a dead body flown home. Ashes cost ~2000 USD whereas a body is 15k+.

For this reason I will go with cremation in a will. Otherwise I'm sure my Mum would try to have me sent home without cremation and she hasn't really got the money to pay for it. She might have to sell the car etc.

Is anyone else living abroad and planning to ctb?

Donated to science so it could be useful somehow. But I heard they don't take suicides so my second option is cremation, which I haven't saved for.

*sigh*

Now I gotta save up for my cremation costs. I hadn't thought that far ahead.
If you want to go then go, I wouldn't save up for cremation costs.
 
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Circles

Visionary
Sep 3, 2018
2,297
Throw me in trash. It would symbolize how this world treated me while I was alive.
 
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letmeseethedeath

letmeseethedeath

catching the bus
Aug 4, 2018
465
Pick one and explain why.
i want to be cremated, i don't want to be in a cemetery with fake people crying about my lost while i'm filling of animals, and what will remain about me thrown in the toilet because i'm shit tbh
 
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Hollie

Member
Nov 1, 2018
25
Medical science. Science needs me
 
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rabid_squirrel

rabid_squirrel

Member
Nov 10, 2018
52
Cremation.scatter the ashes to the mountains.I just want to vanish completely.No soul,no flesh,no nothing,like I was never born,like I had never existed.
 
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Snee

Student
Aug 3, 2018
135
i want to be a mummy
 
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the-eternal

the-eternal

Member
Apr 10, 2018
68
whatever's cheapest for my family.
 
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Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
whatever's cheapest for my family.

In that case, my family might as well either throw me in a ditch, or set me out for trash pick up.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,348
Pick one and explain why.
I picked it doesn't matter. It would be nice if it was disposed of in a efficient way I guess. Preferably not dumped on side of the road lol! Or dumped in a dumpster. But honestly it doesn't matter because I won't be able to experience my rotting corpse once my consciousness is gone.
 
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Letting Go

Member
Oct 30, 2018
99
I want wild animals to consume my body so it actually has some usefulness.
 
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Armadillo

Experienced
Oct 24, 2018
224
I don't care, being buried in a pyramid or being thrown in the sea and let the fish eat my corpse piece by piece doesn't make much difference to me.

Donating your organs to science could be useful to society, studying the brain of suicide victims for example helps understand common traits of people who die by their own hands... parts of your body could be used to save other people life's.

But again, I really don't see why I should give a fuck about that, after all I would be dead...
 
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Ravaene

Member
Oct 22, 2018
12
I want it to be burnt. And I don't care what happens to the ashes.
 
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okyeah

Arcanist
Jul 20, 2018
425
I want to be stuffed with synthetic fluff and be propped up in my parents' living room
 
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Armadillo

Experienced
Oct 24, 2018
224
I want to be stuffed with synthetic fluff and be propped up in my parents' living room

Dude you made my day. I didn't think of that but I would definetly feel better knowing those 2 assholes of my parents would have to live with my body in theyr living room.
Fucking scumbags.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,348
I want wild animals to consume my body so it actually has some usefulness.
Yes even this would actually be ok with me. I'd want to watch out of curiousity to see the stages of my decomposition lol! The vultures, animals, bugs carrying me away piece by piece.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,348
I want to be stuffed with synthetic fluff and be propped up in my parents' living room
That would be awesome! Lol! Some people on this site are stone geniuses. Probably why they are suicidal in this system.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
They can just cast my body into one of those high speed lava rivers with a trebuchet.
 
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Eowyn

Eowyn

Member
Nov 4, 2018
41
Woodland burial preferably.
Nothing fancy.
Just biodegrade the way nature intended.
But I don't think anyone would much bother with carrying out my wishes (too much effort for them), so I can only hope they'll do the next best thing;
roll me up in a carpet and throw me in the woods.
 
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M

Guest
I don't really care. I'll be gone so whatever happens with my body wouldn't matter to me.
 
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Miss clefable

Enlightened
Aug 23, 2018
1,577
Woodland burial preferably.
Nothing fancy.
Just biodegrade the way nature intended.
But I don't think anyone would much bother with carrying out my wishes (too much effort for them), so I can only hope they'll do the next best thing;
roll me up in a carpet and throw me in the woods.
I want to be a blossom tree
 
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Fucking loving it

Fucking loving it

Specialist
Sep 3, 2018
378
Cremated and my ashes mixed with my daughters.
 
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Help_Me

Help_Me

Gene pool mistake
Oct 21, 2018
516
Simply i don't care as i'll be dead. Literally there is no more life for me and i can't see/feel/understand anything, so people around may do anything they want : burn it, leave it to rot, bury, even rape it if they want. I really don't care. They can do anything they want, but if they want to do it with benefits, i'd recommend them to feed wild animals with my remnants. If i had a good friends who love weed, i'd recommend them to creamate me, mix my ashes with weed, and take a dope, so they'll inhale a part of my spirit, that would be a really nice way to honor me (seriously, no joking).
 
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Roph

Specialist
Sep 24, 2018
355
I'd like it buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
 
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wanttodie

wanttodie

Enlightened
Apr 19, 2018
1,806
Cremated
 
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Lra888

Lra888

Enlightened
Sep 30, 2018
1,140
I want to donate my body to a necrophiliac.
 
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Justanotherconsumer

Justanotherconsumer

Paragon
Jul 9, 2018
974
In leui of a pyramid or ufo this will have to do I suppose.

 
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hikikomori

hikikomori

Attention whore and regular whore
Oct 23, 2018
209
this sounds like a joke but I want my middle finger chopped of and put in a bottle rocket
 
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nzdarkshark

nzdarkshark

The Loved Mistake
Sep 4, 2018
400
Burn me, I like fire and it would be cheaper than a burial. Plus I've heard the hearse song and don't like the sound of works eating my decaying corpse for some reason:pfff:
 
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