21Neberg

21Neberg

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2018
1,624
I think all the usual chicks on here are super cool, but I am taken and many of them prefer girls. As for my own admirers, well let me be honest, it's been a nonstop PM-based cyber-sexathon since I joined, and things only intensified after I posted my pic. I'm exhausted.

Hilarious comment haha. I understand why everyone is in your DM's, that duck is sexy after all...
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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In that case I wrongly assumed and I'm a clueless one too. Not that it matters when it comes to crushes :happy:

No! I'm more clueless than you. Either way, where is @Dead Meat ?? I miss them
 
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Whatshername

Whatshername

That Ghost Lady on the Hill
Dec 14, 2018
1,352
I *think* quite a lot of people are crushing on @Sinbad you might need to choose someone else
Or I can allocate you a crush?

You say that and still haven't guessed my crush right...*stomps foot* The Sailor is mine :hmph:
 
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Memento Mori

Memento Mori

shambling garbage
Jan 24, 2019
573
I *think* quite a lot of people are crushing on @Sinbad you might need to choose someone else
Or I can allocate you a crush?

noez, me's gonna fight for meh crush! c'mon biatches! I'm the sexiest biatch with dem longest and sharpest nails around, I'll fight you all at once lol. have at ye!

no no calm down, he's all yours :P I've already got a crush forever for someone :) and she's my woman AND my man lol

hilarious comments here, my face hurts from smirking

@Lautreamont be my crush so that I don't appear to be the only one without SS crush here XD (gonna pay you some N later my dear :P)
 
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Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
3,140
Oh god I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry or change the title of my thread

Perhaps add a warning instructing users to take anti-emetics an hour before opening.
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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Perhaps add a warning instructing users to take anti-emetics an hour before opening.

Haaaaaa!!!!! You are naughty

What if you were my crush?

Now I'm hurt
 
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MistakesHappen

Escapologist
Aug 29, 2018
615
This thread, LMAO.
 
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MistakesHappen

Escapologist
Aug 29, 2018
615
I genuinely had a, sort of, crush here.
Don't know if i should be happy or sad about it
 
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JustAboutDone

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MistakesHappen

Escapologist
Aug 29, 2018
615
@Baku how's Maya??
SHE POOPED!.
I cuddled her yesterday for like 3 hours and today i've found some poop in the cats toilet (how do you call that?)
 
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JustAboutDone

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SHE POOPED!.
I cuddled her yesterday for like 3 hours and today i've found some poop in the cats toilet (how do you call that?)

Litter Tray
Oh I'm glad she's ok!!
 
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WhiteRabbit

WhiteRabbit

I'm late, i'm late. For a very important date.
Feb 12, 2019
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Redt2go

Redt2go

flower child
Jan 5, 2019
1,643
I think all the usual chicks on here are super cool, but I am taken and many of them prefer girls. As for my own admirers, well let me be honest, it's been a nonstop PM-based cyber-sexathon since I joined, and things only intensified after I posted my pic. I'm exhausted.
Lmaoooo
 
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mpti

mpti

Member
Feb 19, 2019
81
She doesn't have an account, but this is my crush, Jenny

She would never turn me down or cheat on me, she never laughs at me, and she's always willing to keep me company. And her carbon monoxide fumes are so stunning that they'd knock me out forever...
 

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brighter

brighter

Warlock
Jan 22, 2019
718
She doesn't have an account, but this is my crush, Jenny

She would never turn me down or cheat on me, she never laughs at me, and she's always willing to keep me company. And her carbon monoxide fumes are so stunning that they'd knock me out forever...
Can I steal her? Like, forever? lol :)
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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Come on @Redt2go who is yours?
 
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brighter

brighter

Warlock
Jan 22, 2019
718
I know who @Redt2go's crush is
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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I no longer love @mattwitt fof getting me hooked on hostess cupcakes
 
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brighter

brighter

Warlock
Jan 22, 2019
718
Well, @Deafsn0w for starters (I'll hook you guys up when he comes back from skl, dw LOL :D)
Also @John Doe's a good-looking chap (check out his pic on the official users pics page)
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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Oh I don't go by looks I only go for personality
 
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Redt2go

flower child
Jan 5, 2019
1,643
Well, @Deafsn0w for starters (I'll hook you guys up when he comes back from skl, dw LOL :D)
Also @John Doe's a good-looking chap (check out his pic on the official users pics page)
Lmao thanks for the hook up and I'll check out that thread hahaha
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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I've had so many votes in my pm for @Johnnythefox

In fact I should have named this thread "does anyone NOT have a crush on @Johnnythefox "
 
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mpti

mpti

Member
Feb 19, 2019
81
Can I steal her? Like, forever? lol :)

Yeah, once I'm done. I'm gonna have to call off the relationship soon, but I'm still working up the courage. She'll be fine, but I know that I can only do this once. And I know never find a girl like her ever again...
 
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