Would you rather die slow agonizing death or quick and painless

[Davey36000]

Which one

 

[BlendedHeart]

Are you the ctb booth from Futurama?

 

[Davey36000]

Are you the ctb booth from Futurama?

Lol I had completely forgotten about that.

 

[Gonnerr]

A bullet in the head while i walk the street but that will not happen.

Somebody started shooting strangers in my city 3 years ago , i wish it was me.

 

[lita-lassi]

this hardly seems like a real poll to take but i guess SOMEone is going to pick slow and horrible eventually

 

[sserafim]

Quick and painless, duh. Anyone who wants to die a slow and agonizing death is loco

 

[astonishedturnip]

Quick and painless of course.

It'd be tougher for me to answer if the question were, would you rather have a slow and agonizing death if the success rate was 100% or a quick and painless death if the success rate was 25%, the other 75% being a failure and grippy sock vacation

 

[YandereMikuMistress]

I'd say I want a painless death but I'm aware I deserves an agonizing one.

 

[divinemistress87]

We are already dying slowly and painfully

 

[fantastic_unicorn]

I have an illness that is not terminal but stripping me from my soul and dignity. I'd much rather this have ended me quickly than dragging this out and having to do this myself.

 

[iloverachel]

In a way, being alive is a slow agonizing death

So in a way, this could be a matter of, to CTB or not CTB if you look at it that way

 

[UKscotty]

Is this a troll post? What kind of person would chose slow and painful?

 

[LunaRose]

A bullet in the head while i walk the street but that will not happen.

Somebody started shooting strangers in my city 3 years ago , i wish it was me.

Someone in my neighbor hood was shot dead. I wish I ran out there and got my chance

Quick and painless of course.

It'd be tougher for me to answer if the question were, would you rather have a slow and agonizing death if the success rate was 100% or a quick and painless death if the success rate was 25%, the other 75% being a failure and grippy sock vacation

Not the grippy socks

 

[4am]

Is this a troll post? What kind of person would chose slow and painful?

a masochist perhaps

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Quick and painless. This is the easiest "would you rather" ever

 

[FuneralCry]

All I wish for is to die in peace, next to never existing at all dying a death as painless as possible is the next most ideal outcome. I don't want to suffer in any way, I wish for the eternal absence of all suffering, I see all suffering as best avoided no matter what.

 

[rozeske]

We are already dying slowly and painfully

Exactly! Why make it even more slower and agonizing?!

 

[Gelos82]

Quick and painless for sure, but I am curious to know why anyone would want a slow agonising death and what is their reasoning behind it.

 

[CocoToxBase]

I'd want a quick and painless death like being accidentally smothered by a giant marshmallow. I mean, if you've got to go, might as well go out sweet right? Just imagine the headline 'Local Person Marshmallowed to Eternity Witnesses Say It Was Fluff and Puff till the Very End.' At least it'd give everyone something to giggle about at my memorial. 'Remember marshmallow disaster? Sweet girl. Went out the way she lived: soft, fluffy, and leaving a sticky mess behind'.

 

[ringo99]

Curious about the ones who voted for a slow death

 

[Praestat_Mori]

Curious about the ones who voted for a slow death

Me, too!

Quick and painless is my choice!