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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Depends. If they treat me right and give me a lot of love, then no. If they treat me less, then yes.

Would you ctb if rain went away and it started raining food for the rest of your life?
 
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W’ren

Worthless
Oct 28, 2020
557
No rain would cause the planet to die... byt if it was raining food, one could probably sustain oneself...
That said, yes, i'd ctb anyway. It wouldn't be enough to stop me- even if it got rid if grocery bills...

Would you ctb if you woke up one day 50 years older yet no time has passed and no one recognizes you?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup. That'd be horrible

Would you ctb if you got striked by lightning 5 times and still lived?
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,149
I guess not, because then I would be controlled by my instincts, including the survival instinct.

Would you CTB if you could be legally bought and sold and a very wealthy family bought you as a pet?
Yes, but not before playing the 'biting the hand that feeds you' card. Whoever that bought me will learn the difference between a dog and man the hard way.

Would you CTB if you switched bodies with your ex?

@Squiddy came first.
Would you ctb if you got striked by lightning 5 times and still lived?
 
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W’ren

Worthless
Oct 28, 2020
557
Um, being my ex would super suck. That's a NO in my book. Yes, i'd ctb.

and if i got struck by lightning 5 times and still lived... i would be in so much pain... you'd think that'd be some kind of sign to live but i think it would be target practice.. yeah. I'd still ctb. No proof life is worthwhile.

Would you ctb if you knew you were coming back as a ghost?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Yup. I'd probably be more likely to CTB because then at least I could hang around and just enjoy watching all the shows and movies I would be afraid of missing. Not getting to play games would kinda suck so maybe if I can possess people to play games that'd be fun.

Would you CTB if you had a part in breaking up a couple that were really perfect for each other?
 
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Scribble Fan

I'm out!
May 30, 2019
815
I'm not sure I'd kill myself over it, but I'd definitely feel awful.

Would you CTB if aliens abducted you and forced you to work in a toothpaste factory?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Maybe, depends on how hard that actually is otherwise I'd be fine with just having a job.

Would you CTB if your favorite person was publicly hated by everyone except for you?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
No unless they did something seriously wrong

Would you ctb if you got hit by a car 5 times and still lived?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Honestly I'd probably be too scared to ctb at that point like what if I'm indestructible or just doomed to always survive?

Would you ctb if everything you own was covered in a thick layer of dust that would never go away?
 
Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup. I probably wouldn't be able to see my phone screen

Would you ctb if you had your own personal chef for free for life?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Would be cool, though I hope I don't have to pay for all the ingredients or cleanup. I guess I wouldn't ctb from that but other stuff could always happen.

Would you ctb if you were guaranteed to miss every single deadline in your future by at least an hour?
 
Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup. That would suck and people would call me a failure

Would you ctb if you had your own free maid for life?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Probably not actually, I could see myself getting more empowered by not having to focus on cleaning my stuff.

Would you ctb if you were Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and literally two of your swords got to be characters in Smash Bros but not you? :blarg:
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Probably lol

Would you ctb if you could have a chauffeur drive you anywhere free for life?
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,149
Would you ctb if you could have a chauffeur drive you anywhere free for life?
If everything came FOC, absolutely not.

Would you CTB if the Greek pantheon were real and you have been hand-picked by the Gods to be their plaything?
 
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Ringo

"The Great Little Captain"
Dec 3, 2020
1,733
If everything came FOC, absolutely not.

Would you CTB if the Greek pantheon were real and you have been hand-picked by the Gods to be their plaything?

Considering that I will not be able to gain any favors from them, absolutely yes ... Although I would already screw up, if I don't seem pathetic to them for what I did after being aware of my situation, Hades would probably bring me back from the dead cuz fuck it.

Would you cbt if you discovered that your life was just as dire as that of Oedipus? Growing up to kill your father and marry your mother (or vice versa depending on your sexual orientation).
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,149
Would you cbt if you discovered that your life was just as dire as that of Oedipus? Growing up to kill your father and marry your mother (or vice versa depending on your sexual orientation).
A hundred times over, if that'll even put an end to the whims and fancies of the Gods. Who knows? Almighty Zeus might just 'throw me into wide Tartarus' for shits and giggles—life's mockeries are but icing on the cake.

Would you CTB if our universe as we know it is set in a Lovecraftian cosmic horror story?
 
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GrumpyFrog

Exhausted
Aug 23, 2020
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The cosmic horror thing must be taking another thousand year nap then, since I don't see it doing anything. If it decides to wake up, say, tomorrow, I'll have to see what it's up to, maybe it'll just kill me and I wouldn't have to do anything.

Would you CTB if you were transported into the universe of your favourite work of fiction?
 
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Scribble Fan

I'm out!
May 30, 2019
815
Yes, the universe my favorite work of fiction is set in is just this one with a few changes.

Would you CTB if you lost all your fingers and toes?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Probably, though it would be difficult to accomplish.

Would you CTB if you could bring back the dead?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nope. That'd be kinda cool

Would you ctb if you had the power to turn water into food?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Maybe, such a power is actually really dangerous since there's only a limited amount of water in the universe. I guess if the food could only have the same amount of water then the law of conservation for water would still be valid and I wouldn't CTB.

Would you CTB if all the laws of physics were completely rewritten in nonsensical ways just to spite scientists?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Interesting, but probably not

Would you ctb if you could turn water into wine?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
No, that'd be cool and I don't even drink wine. Maybe I'd CTB to avoid being literally crucified though if it had to come to that.

Would you CTB if you could only drink water recycled from your own urine and the filtration system you use had to be made by you too?
 
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Ringo

Ringo

"The Great Little Captain"
Dec 3, 2020
1,733
Meh, it sucks but it's not something that would make me contemplate suicide on its own.

Would you cbt if you had to work for the rest of your life as a maid or steward?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
Depends on who I'm working for tbh.

Would you CTB if you would get a large sum of money every time you attempt and fail?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nope. I'd take the money lol

Would you ctb if every road was filled with tacks puncturing every tire it comes into contact with?
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,149
Would you ctb if every road was filled with tacks puncturing every tire it comes into contact with?
Depends on whether said tacks impale human feet or not :pfff:

Would you CTB if you developed a severe allergy to fast food?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,331
That's a very personal hell of mine so most likely yes.

Would you CTB if gas for you or anyone who drives you around (even public transportation) was $10 a gallon?
 
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