Games Would you ctb in this scenario game?

[Dr Iron Arc]

Maybe, but only because I'd be jealous of them being able to have all the fun like that and not because other people would get us confused. If I could use that to my own advantage then maybe I wouldn't CTB.

Would you CTB if all of your fingers turned into miniature venomous live snakes that were still attached to your hand?

 

[Squiddy]

Yup. I'd probably be killed anyways if I didn't though

Would you ctb if you could never eat mayonnaise again?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

No. I can take or leave mayonnaise. Too much of it makes me sick even if I enjoy it sometimes.

Would you CTB if you killed someone while brainwashed and had to console their father who has no idea how their child died or that you killed them?

 

[Squiddy]

Yup. I'd feel awful

Would you ctb if you had really bad dandruff on your scalp and no matter how much you spent removing it, it came back days later?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Sometimes that's my life already so it wouldn't make any difference on whether or not I'd CTB.

Would you CTB if aliens were confirmed to real and already living among us but their true plan is unknown?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

I don't think I would freak out too much about it if I don't know what their plan is. I'd assume they probably just want to live, eat, mate and maybe try some Earth drugs, like the rest of us.

On a similar note, would you CTB if you were abducted by aliens who appear as beautiful and very friendly humanoids and aren't hurting you so far, but aren't telling you what they abducted you for?

 

[ts0hill]

no, unless they started doing testings on me so some shit lol

would you cbt if you killed a person by accident who ran in front of your car from the bushes while you were driving? lets say the police let you go and said it was an accident

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Depends on who the person was and how good their loved ones are at making me feel guilty about it. I'd probably just use it as another excuse to hate myself regardless.

Would you CTB if everything wrong with the world was somehow your fault?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Defiinitely.

Would you CTB if after you die you could become a guardian angel to any person of your choice?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I guess I would, but I have no idea who I'd want to be a guardian angel for or who'd actually benefit from having me as one.

Would you CTB if you knew your CTB would afterwards be covered on the national news with tons of inaccuracies and made-up details?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Once I'm gone, you can blame all terrorist acts of my lifetime on me and sell my body to necrofiliacs for all I care.


Would you CTB if you were rich and famous, but otherwise had the same problems you do now?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I think being famous would make my CTB more difficult simply because people would always be watching me but otherwise yeah I still would.

Would you CTB if all the earth's population were completely wiped out except for you and one person of the opposite sex and you two were forced by a powerful being to repopulate civilization in its entirety though you at least get to choose who the other person is?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

*Cries in gay*
Okay, if repopulating the world is at the stake I guess I'd have to do it, even though the idea of having babies absolutely terrifies me. At least I know a good guy who is great with children. Maybe if I mother his 20 kids and we'll be alone in this world he'll have no choice but to be my friend again.

Would you CTB if all other people of your gender were wiped out by some disease, so you'd be the last one in the world?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Ah yes, just like in a lot of the fan fictions I've read. It's almost every straight man's dream so I guess I wouldn't CTB though being the only man on earth would definitely be disappointing to a lot of the women out there and I might CTB if there's too much drama over me.

Would you CTB if lizard people were real and it turned out most of them are all already the world's major leaders and influencers?

 

[Squiddy]

No unless they start doing extremely bad things like killing off the population or torturing everyone

Would you ctb if you could never eat shrimp again?

 

[killedbypsychiatry]

Not at all if everything else was fine I can definitely live without shrimp :)

Would you CTB if everyone you looked at became a stone, so no one would want to see you, not even your parents?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Yeah I think I definitely would CTB. I wouldn't even get to be cool like Medusa or anything.

Would you CTB if you were forced to do a no- damage run of some very difficult game mode and the fate of the universe rested on you succeeding?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Depends on whether me choosing to CTB instead automatically saves the universe, or automatically dooms it. In the latter case I'd have to try at least.
Would you CTB if you could communicate with yourself from 10 years ago and either talk them into CTB, or into making any other change you'd like, with the latter changing your current reality accordingly?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'm pretty sure 17 year old me wouldn't listen to me but if I can get him to stop obsessing over this first crush I had, then maybe my life would be wildly different so I'd at least try. I wish I could tell him to buy bitcoins or stocks or something but I had no money back then to buy that stuff with so I guess it wouldn't matter there. I'm pretty sure if I told him to CTB he wouldn't listen to me though and probably drive himself more insane so I'd be careful not to do that even if I want to.

Would you CTB if any food you brought home would instantly expire and get moldy within a day no matter what kind of food it is or what you do to try to preserve it?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Well, I'd just have to do more shopping then. Not that bad.

Would you CTB if you were aging 10 times slower then the rest of the humanity from now on?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Maybe not, though I'd probably get sick of people treating me as younger than I actually am which I already sort of have to deal with.

Would you CTB if your brain needed ten times as much stimulation or else it would shut down easily and put you in a permanent vegetative state?

 

[Squiddy]

Yup, that'd be awful

Would you ctb if the price of vegetables went up by $30?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Well, I guess no more veggies for me then, but it wouldn't be too bad?

Would you CTB if you were never able to sleep again, but wouldn't suffer any normal negative effects of not sleeping, your body would just stop needing it?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Would you ctb if the price of vegetables went up by $30?

Nah, I don't give a darn about most vegetables except maybe onions, corn, and potatoes...though I guess the latter two aren't always counted as vegetables but I guess I could switch to a diet that focuses even more on meat.

Would you CTB if you were never able to sleep again, but wouldn't suffer any normal negative effects of not sleeping, your body would just stop needing it?

I probably would, because I'd get so effing bored if I can't just sleep half the day away.

Would you CTB if you were unwittingly indoctrinated into a cult and they refused to let you leave to the point where they would systematically ruin your life just for trying?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Probably, but it depends on the cult, maybe they'd just brainwash me into being happy with them.

Would you CTB if your crush, or the closest thing you have to a crush, would become obsessed with you to a really unhealthy I'd-lock-you-in-my-basement-so-you're-always-with-me degree?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

No, I'd enjoy the attention tbh. Maybe I'd get sick of it if there are any interests I have that she doesn't share but if we have all the same interests in doing all the same things I think I wouldn't. That's about as realistic as someone being this obsessed with me in the first place though lmao.

Would you CTB if you ended up getting a crush on someone who genuinely would have liked you but some random time traveler from centuries in the future who decided they hate you wanted to screw with that by driving them away from you just to make you unhappy?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

I'm not sure how would I even know any of that, I'd just assume I fell for someone who can never like me back like I always do.

Would you CTB if you could only communicate with other people via Internet for the rest of your life?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Probably. I'm already getting fed up with not being able to hang out with people in person and it's only been a year, and I actually did hang out with people a few times.

Would you CTB if you spent 10,000 hours trying to learn something only to end up still sucking at it more than the average person who spent less than 1 hour would?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

...and that is slightly exaggerated story of how I really wanted to become a software developer, but never became one cause I just suck. Yeah, that's major CTB fuel.

Would you CTB if you could watch an alternative universe version of yourself living your perfect life because they made one different decision in the past, but couldn't do anything to get into that life now?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'd probably CTB, but if I have infinite time to watch how that life plays out I probably would do that first.

Would you CTB if you could never wear your favorite color ever again?