Method Would This Be A Decent Place To Hang? Hypothetically

[AngelTear]

So I was originally gonna find a tree to hang myself or something outside at but like I'm so un-athletic that I can't climb shit (I'm a fucking fat ass)
I'm wondering would this be plausible? Like if I tied an armature around this would it work?? I feel like it would be very difficult for me to die hanging here...
I would feel like such a loser dying in this house but like I'm a loser regardless lmao (Seriously though I'd rather die anywhere else but here)

For some measurements, I'm roughly 5'3''-5'4''
And the doorknob comes up to my lower abdomen

There is also a window in my room but it's blocked by an ac unit and again I'm a flabby weak fat ass so I have no hopes of moving it out of the way
Granted my other methods are by train, gunshot, or guillotine. I'm just asking cuz I'm curious.

(Ignore the writing, this is my wall of vitriol)

 

[At The Bus Stop]

It's definitely possible to PSH from your doorhandle if you were to kneel/sit into the hang. But your SI may kick in and force you to stand up/fight out of it - I think this is the tricky part of completing PSH in general though.

An alternative, is feeding the rope through the top of your door with a knot, in theory the door/door frame is strong enough to hold your weight and allow FSH.

I'm not encouraging you to do it this way, I am just providing information for you to make a decision yourself

 

[AngelTear]

It's definitely possible to PSH from your doorhandle if you were to kneel/sit into the hang. But your SI may kick in and force you to stand up/fight out of it - I think this is the tricky part of completing PSH in general though.

An alternative, is feeding the rope through the top of your door with a knot, in theory the door/door frame is strong enough to hold your weight and allow FSH.

I'm not encouraging you to do it this way, I am just providing information for you to make a decision yourself

Yeah that's what I was worried about with the doorknob
And I think I'm too fat + American homes are made out of tissue paper and sticks so I'd probably tear the door down somehow lol
Hanging doesn't seem like the way I want to go out for sure, it would be a last resort

I hear it takes like 2-5 minutes to pass out if you do it right?? Or something like that??
That's way too long imo I would rather something that would kill me in a few seconds XD

 

[NormallyNeurotic]

As another person in a different thread said, the issue with kneeling is that it has to be a "high kneel." If not, your weight will progressively bow the rope until you're completely sitting on your legs/thighs, and you'll likely wake up since the pressure won't be on your neck anymore.

 

[At The Bus Stop]

Yeah that's what I was worried about with the doorknob
And I think I'm too fat + American homes are made out of tissue paper and sticks so I'd probably tear the door down somehow lol
Hanging doesn't seem like the way I want to go out for sure, it would be a last resort

I hear it takes like 2-5 minutes to pass out if you do it right?? Or something like that??
That's way too long imo I would rather something that would kill me in a few seconds XD

If it's done correctly, you pass out within a few seconds, because the blood flow to your carotid arteries are blocked - but with hanging, it's ensuring you're not found within the 15 minute window after that. I believe it's something like 5 minutes is when your brain starts to die from lack of oxygen. If you're found before/during the brain dying, there's a chance you can be resuscitated and end up with brain damage/life changing injuries.