time2fly47

time2fly47

Cowboy
Nov 25, 2023
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In the frosty embrace of our kitchen's icy haven, I find myself contemplating the curious allure of frozen cucumbers. As the chill of the freezer caresses these green companions, a peculiar romance unfolds, and I am compelled to share the frozen symphony that dances within the confines of our refrigerator. Picture this: a world where cucumbers transcend their natural state and become frozen comrades, forever suspended in an eternal frost. In this frostbitten utopia, each crunchy bite echoes the tale of a vegetable's brave journey through the chilly realms of our shared culinary escapades. As the frosty tendrils of the freezer embrace these once humble cucumbers, I can't help but marvel at the transformation that transpires. It's as if the ordinary becomes extraordinary, a crisp metamorphosis that transcends the boundaries of the vegetable drawer. Let us raise a toast to the frozen cucumbers that grace our freezer, turning mundane moments into frozen memories. May the icy enchantment of these green companions continue to bring joy to our culinary adventures. However; unfortunately, I will never be able to come to terms with my obsession with frozen cucumbers. My not so safe for work activities with them have devolved my life into madness. I just cannot get away from it. I always have at least half of one in me. I can't go on any longer. In the next few days I shall remove my soul from this fleshy prison and trancend.
Thank you all for your continued support and help. I just cannot go on. My addiction to these enticing frozen things have broken my spirit. I cannot escape the cold but warm embrace they bring to my insides. But I cannot live with myself.
 
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Praestat_Mori

Mori praestat, quam haec pati!
May 21, 2023
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May you find peace! Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
 
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"Wake up to reality, nothing ever goes as planned"
Sep 30, 2022
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Sasu on its way to enable a mans delusion about frozen cucumbers.
 
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time2fly47

time2fly47

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Nov 25, 2023
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May you find peace! Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
Thank you it means a lot in these dark times. My undying obsession with these green fucking things have completely rearranged the plumbing of life and I just can't take it anymore. The damage is done. The scars are permanent.
 
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Mar 12, 2023
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I'm sorry time we your friends are very worried about you. Please don't stick any cucumbers where they shouldn't go
 
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