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Conker

Conker

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Oct 22, 2019
351
Buttered toast with honey is aces though.
 
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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I am enraged. I feel the suffering of all of you who have dealt with the scattering of crumbs, the torturous scraping sounds, the uneven spreading of butter or margarine, the over toasting, the under toasting, the uneven toasting. This is my last post. You will likely see me on the news. I am sorry for the unwanted attention that will undoubtedly be drawn to this site, but I can no longer sit impotent and silent.

As of tonight, toast is toast.

Goodbye, community. Know that I do this for you. I do it for the world. If one less person ctb's because of the treachery of toast, I will know my life was worth something. When you remember me, raise a glass if you wish, but please...no toasts.


I love your wit!!!!!!!
 
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