Who *would* you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election?


  • Total voters
    69
  • Poll closed .
Abyssal

Abyssal

Probably gonna die soon maybe?
Nov 26, 2023
1,331
I will vote Joe Biden if just because I believe Trump will win due to the whole "let's band together to take down the current president!" Mindset. I hate em both but I'll take the one who isn't a felon
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Blurry_Buildings and divinemistress36
Pessimist

Pessimist

Mage
May 5, 2021
529
the biden admin is more bloodthirsty
Democratic politicians include:
- A Palestinian nationalist in the United States Congress

- Three Muslims in the United States Congress

- People who prefer Hamas over Israel


Republican politicians include:
- People who want to nuke Gaza "like Hiroshima and Nagasaki"
 
yellowjester

yellowjester

Specialist
Jun 2, 2024
315
I'm ridin' with Biden.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: divinemistress36 and Blurry_Buildings
R

red24

Member
May 28, 2024
40
I don't vote and I am not american but I came here to say that: if the choice in America who allegedly is the apex of human civilization, is between a poor guy who should be in a care home, because he is too old to go alone outside, and a crook who is , like, a known crook who paid a hooker to shut up and other acts of glory, then the human civilization is finished.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 8119 and Blurry_Buildings
ms_beaverhousen

ms_beaverhousen

-terminally sad-
Mar 14, 2024
1,272
Based on this thread from a week ago (with fun canidate descriptions written by me):

I noticed a lot of people here aren't US citizens or aren't planning on voting, but that kind of sentiment defeated the purpose of the poll. So, imagining if you *were* both a US citizen and politically active enough to vote, who would you vote for? (and why??)
Or they don't want their vote publicized.
Surprised to see conservatives here!
They infiltrate everything😑😅
I'm from Oklahoma but I'm still batting blue.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: Blurry_Buildings
Blurry_Buildings

Blurry_Buildings

Just Existing
Sep 27, 2023
458
2024 1st presidential debate in 1 minute
 

Similar threads

transLucyd
Replies
4
Views
451
Suicide Discussion
HenryHenriksen_6E
HenryHenriksen_6E
RainAndSadness
Replies
80
Views
4K
Suicide Discussion
mrpeter
mrpeter
NormallyNeurotic
Replies
22
Views
537
Suicide Discussion
waterbed
W
athiestjoe
Replies
47
Views
3K
Suicide Discussion
Defenestration
Defenestration