Who *would* you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election?


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Abyssal

Abyssal

Kill me
Nov 26, 2023
1,283
I will vote Joe Biden if just because I believe Trump will win due to the whole "let's band together to take down the current president!" Mindset. I hate em both but I'll take the one who isn't a felon
 
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Pessimist

Pessimist

Arcanist
May 5, 2021
462
the biden admin is more bloodthirsty
Democratic politicians include:
- A Palestinian nationalist in the United States Congress

- Three Muslims in the United States Congress

- People who prefer Hamas over Israel


Republican politicians include:
- People who want to nuke Gaza "like Hiroshima and Nagasaki"
 
yellowjester

yellowjester

Student
Jun 2, 2024
158
I'm ridin' with Biden.
 
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red24

Member
May 28, 2024
40
I don't vote and I am not american but I came here to say that: if the choice in America who allegedly is the apex of human civilization, is between a poor guy who should be in a care home, because he is too old to go alone outside, and a crook who is , like, a known crook who paid a hooker to shut up and other acts of glory, then the human civilization is finished.
 
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DefinitelyReady

DefinitelyReady

Digging deeper just to throw it away.
Mar 14, 2024
1,022
Based on this thread from a week ago (with fun canidate descriptions written by me):

I noticed a lot of people here aren't US citizens or aren't planning on voting, but that kind of sentiment defeated the purpose of the poll. So, imagining if you *were* both a US citizen and politically active enough to vote, who would you vote for? (and why??)
Or they don't want their vote publicized.
Surprised to see conservatives here!
They infiltrate everything😑😅
I'm from Oklahoma but I'm still batting blue.
 
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Blurry_Buildings

Blurry_Buildings

Just Existing
Sep 27, 2023
398
2024 1st presidential debate in 1 minute
 

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