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How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?

  • 0-2

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • 3-5

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 6-8

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • 9-11

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • 12-13

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 14-18

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • "He's real though, isn't he?" (unironic)

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • I never believed he was real.

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • Total voters
    38
shampoo sniffer

shampoo sniffer

Terminally mentally ill woman
Aug 10, 2025
223
14-15. My dad never bothered to tell us. I just figured it out myself.
 
Lady_V

Lady_V

Please be honest.
Aug 31, 2025
144
I was 7. My mother got mad at me for cutting my Barbie's hair. She screamed at me and my little sister at the top of her lungs and threw the Barbie receipt at my head. My little sister and I were crying so hard and holding on to each other as our mom continued red-faced screaming at us how Santa was fake. Pretty traumatizing.
 
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NormallyNeurotic

NormallyNeurotic

Everything is going to be okay ⋅ he/him
Nov 21, 2024
413
My parents never said he was real and they didn't push it when I knew he was fake. I did, however, get in trouble for telling other kids that he's fake.

Then one day I had a very short phase that he was in fact real, but that parents are his "little helpers" that he hires to hide the presents. No one told me this, I came up with it myself. Very brief phase during the tale-spinning "what if (random thing)?" part of my childhood, so I don't count it.
 

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