the-eternal
Member
- Apr 10, 2018
- 68
Lorntroubles
Photography by Haris Nukem.
- Jan 19, 2020
- 3,095
Judge me all you want. I judge myself too.
When I was a kid, another person's underwear got entangled in mine from the laundromat and I decided to keep it and wear it because they had better looking underwear than me.
When I was a kid, another person's underwear got entangled in mine from the laundromat and I decided to keep it and wear it because they had better looking underwear than me.
Blue LIPS
Ave Satanas
- Jun 28, 2020
- 529
It's not pathetic, it's relatable. You see people who are given the world and able to want to explore every avenue of life... we don't. We are usually a product of someone else's selfishness.
Sorry if my "we" is presumptuous.
Viro_Major
Rad maker
- Jul 30, 2020
- 1,303
Hearts unwillingly. Kidding, I blame it on nymphomaniacs
Rarely happened. Stink balls, as a kid.
Hum, money once or twice, as an adult, not from strangers. No pride but do I regret it ? It was to get out of trouble, nah. Unconverted, it has no value. Plus the system is all about robbery anyway, either it's perverted officially or in disguise. I appreciate transparency so I prefer when protagonists understand and accept they steal from each other. Somehow, I'm less disturbed to enrol into a financial transaction where the other party is announcing out loud an intent to stab on the back, than to negotiate at the local market against a potential brother cause I dislike undercover exploitation.
Rarely happened. Stink balls, as a kid.
Hum, money once or twice, as an adult, not from strangers. No pride but do I regret it ? It was to get out of trouble, nah. Unconverted, it has no value. Plus the system is all about robbery anyway, either it's perverted officially or in disguise. I appreciate transparency so I prefer when protagonists understand and accept they steal from each other. Somehow, I'm less disturbed to enrol into a financial transaction where the other party is announcing out loud an intent to stab on the back, than to negotiate at the local market against a potential brother cause I dislike undercover exploitation.
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Leech
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- Aug 8, 2020
- 205
lostangel
Enlightened
- Mar 22, 2019
- 1,051
When I was 4 I put a pokemon character in my swimming shorts and walked with my father to the dressing room. We were leaving and I wanted it so I took it. He didn't know.
Blue LIPS
Ave Satanas
- Jun 28, 2020
- 529
That reminds me of this kid that stole some of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards lol I was ready to beat his ass. It was like the Blue Eyes Dragon and the dude you put together in pieces (arms, legs, body etc). Same kid let his pit bull out which killed a cat, he was euthanized and hated everyone until he moved lol.
Isadeth
Visionary
- Jun 12, 2020
- 2,538
I didn't steal it, but I thought I did... and it was pretty dumb. KFC had a promotion I wasn't aware of where everyone gets a cake with their meal... dumb me tried to hide it because I thought I was given it by mistake... I really thought I got a free cake and stole it. I'm sure I looked ridiculous trying to hide this cake. It wasn't until weeks later I seen the commercial Haha
A kitchen. Bit I was a drunk student so it doesn't count.
Isadeth
Visionary
- Jun 12, 2020
- 2,538
A whole kitchen?! Lol how did you manage that? A display? Someone's actual kitchen? Haha
Deleted member 19654
Working towards recovery.
- Jul 9, 2020
- 1,628
I stole 2 chilli peppers from the supermarket. I was only cooking for myself and didn't want to buy a whole packet of them so I just grabbed 2 loose chilli peppers and hid them amongst my other groceries.
We were very, very careful and very very drunk. In a university town, people leave shit outside their homes for drunk students to steal. So we did.
The fridge became 'The Debating Fridge' and accounted for many drunken nights standing over it in my flatmates room where it occupied the centre of the room, setting the world to rights.
Stealing is wrong but it's broadly acceptable in a UK university town if you are a pissed student because it saves the council having to collect knackered appliances.
XYZ
I just can’t get these damn wrists to bleed
- Jul 22, 2020
- 800
Chewing gum when I was... errrm... probably 10.
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XYZ
I just can’t get these damn wrists to bleed
- Jul 22, 2020
- 800
Ok. A friend of mine stole some chewing gum when they were 10.
Life_and_Death
Do what's best for you 🕯️ Sometimes I'm stressed
- Jul 1, 2020
- 6,828
pixie stix from the dollor store. apparently my friend and i decided we didnt have a few bucks and my bf at the time just rolled his eyes at me and walked away. lol he didnt want anything to do with pixie stix, wouldnt even share them. thats fine more sugar for me XD
IsThisTheEnd?
Mange
- Aug 6, 2020
- 575
foreign currency a single note, can't remember what country and what it said on it, but it was on a desk of this rather dodgy person so I took it, it was something like 5000 or something took it to get exchanged and they said it was worth 10p
Blue LIPS
Ave Satanas
- Jun 28, 2020
- 529
I see you were lurking the bluelight forums as well lol had to be safe doing drugs! :P hahaha
Cold tap from the staff toilets at a London Underground station. I was a student, drunk and trying to impress a girl.
Blue LIPS
Ave Satanas
- Jun 28, 2020
- 529
AvaAdore
When will it be?
- Jul 20, 2020
- 159
Paper fasteners because there was a really long line at Office Depot. I didn't have anytime to wait because I was scheduled to appear in court and needed the fasteners for one of the documents that I needed.
fluffysuicidalbear
Waiting for the bus to arrive.
- Aug 1, 2020
- 217
Probably stealing some journal books from my primary schools supply cupboard. I took like 2 then got caught.
We stole one of those large plastic ice cream cones that sit outside shops.
We were day drinking and brought it round all the bars, I'm not sure where it ended up!
We were day drinking and brought it round all the bars, I'm not sure where it ended up!
Tabbyql
Chronic people pleaser
- Mar 13, 2019
- 282
Im really hoping noone will hate me for this but i stole a guinea pig, I was only like 10. We felt really sorry for the poor guy stuck outside in the cold all day everyday in his hutch. We planned to keep him and give him a better life. A few hours later we got scared and felt bad, so we put him back.
Garbage Person
Eating snowflakes with plastic forks
- Jan 17, 2020
- 305
I got arrested twice for retail theft in my youth. Not too bad for the hundreds of times that I got away clean. One arrest though, fuck me, it was for stealing 36 candy bars from a gas station. I was drunk and totally gone on xanax. I don't really remember much, except the number of bars and that a bunch of police just kept pulling them out of all of my pockets and pants, spilling out like a bad clown trick or something.
boredtodeath
background noise
- Jul 13, 2018
- 69
jeez i've stolen lots of stuff lol. one time I stole honeycomb out of spite because the store had it up for $30... very expensive for its small quantity. another time i stole a nike waterbottle. imagine a small plastic bottle, nothing special. $60! so i stole that out of spite too. i think i'm the reason that store installed cameras... lol
grungeCat
Awkward & weird
- Jul 5, 2020
- 1,110
When I was in middle school I stole jock's exercise book. You know why I did it? We used to have a lot of homework there that day and I knew he copied it all during a break, additionally from someone he constantly bullied. So I thought it would be really sad if he couldn't find his stolen homework and get the worst mark. It was very pleasant to watch him submerging himself in anger and hopelessness as he was struggling to hand out his homework. I've never returned it.
