Story What’s the dumbest thing you’ve stolen?

[Blue LIPS]

Either purposely or "ooops I forgot to scan that one" lol.

Fishing lure

 

[waterbottleman]

I've only stolen one thing in my life and I was peer pressured into it lol.

One time in high school two friends of mine and I ditched a class we all had together (English Lit) to go smoke weed. I guess my two friends had weed and a lighter but we didn't have anything to smoke it with. We drove to a grocery store and for some dumb reason none of us had any money on us, so my friends peer pressured me to go steal an apple which I did. We made an apple pipe and smoked from that.

 

[Blue LIPS]

I've only stolen one thing in my life and I was peer pressured into it lol.

One time in high school two friends of mine and I ditched a class we all had together (English Lit) to go smoke weed. I guess my two friends had weed and a lighter but we didn't have anything to smoke it with. We drove to a grocery store and for some dumb reason none of us had any money on us, so my friends peer pressured me to go steal an apple which I did. We made an apple pipe and smoked from that.

Hahaha good score!! *fist bump*

That's actually how I first smoked weed. Coke can and then a cucumber lmao. No I didn't keep it in my drawer for later.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

An empty beer keg.

 

[waterbottleman]

Hahaha good score!! *fist bump*

That's actually how I first smoked weed. Coke can and then a cucumber lmao. No I didn't keep it in my drawer for later.

Haha wow that's funny. I remember the very first time I smoked weed. It was at a park and we used a monster energy can as a pipe, I was 16 or 17.

I didn't feel anything my first time smoking weed, it was the second or third time smoking that I felt high.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

When I was 4 I took a Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar from the grocery shelf next to the cash registers. I don't think anyone noticed me because I was too short. I went on stealing bubble gum too until I saw an episode of some PBS show that told me stealing is wrong which I hadn't realized until then.

 

[Throwawaysoul]

I was 17 and stole a Dr Demento cd. I was caught and spent a few hours in a holding cell. My friend bailed me out and the fine was $92.50 + $50 bail. I had more than enough money to pay for the cd. CD'S were like $10 at the time and I had $30 on me. I never shoplifted again.

 

[imafailure]

an adult dvd disc from my friend's house. that i believe it belong to his parents. went back home and so ready to see what's in it, only to realize that i have a vcd player at home, not dvd lmfao i was so dumb

 

[Blue LIPS]

I was 17 and stole a Dr Demento cd. I was caught and spent a few hours in a holding cell. My friend bailed me out and the fine was $92.50 + $50 bail. I had more than enough money to pay for the cd. CD'S were like $10 at the time and I had $30 on me. I never shoplifted again.

Hopefully you made a shrine for the world's most expensive "free" CD lol.

 

[BPD Barbie]

Cake decorations and icing... Don't ask lol

 

[Lupgevif]

A decorative fake macaron in a child birthday party.

 

[Blue LIPS]

Lol I love it, i'd Imagine the list will get funnier if it keeps going. I almost forgot I stole a cardboard cut out of the Dos Equis guy from a bar, they called me the next morning (knew me) and asked for it back hahaha.

 

[Worthless_nobody]

I guess I ruin the funny part because the only things I have ever stolen were the discount bakery items and pop top can goods when I was homeless. :(

 

[Oirectine]

Found a random fidget spinner on a shelf at a department store, no packaging, just the spinner, I took it and I still have it on my desk right now, it's nice to use

 

[Shinkansen]

a few years ago I stole three nuts from a grocery store while shopping, hiding them in my pocket.

 

[Blue LIPS]

I guess I ruin the funny part because the only things I have ever stolen were the discount bakery items and pop top can goods when I was homeless. :(

Never! Only if you're the type that can laugh at certain situations at hand trying to bring light to some of the darkest occurrences. I'm sorry you had to experience homelessness. I almost was and it scared me, obviously you're a strong person because you replied versus the latter. I would've just shot myself /: idk if that comes off badly or not

a few years ago I stole three nuts from a grocery store while shopping, hiding them in my pocket.

Lol I love how you remember the number. I can see the arrest report now haha



Still waiting for stolen condoms lol

 

[waterbottleman]

I guess I ruin the funny part because the only things I have ever stolen were the discount bakery items and pop top can goods when I was homeless. :(

=(

I hope you don't feel guilty about doing that, it doesn't make you a bad person. It's understandable if you're homeless and also it's not really a big deal, sounds like you stole things that weren't really in demand anyways.

 

[imafailure]

I guess I ruin the funny part because the only things I have ever stolen were the discount bakery items and pop top can goods when I was homeless. :(

:(

 

[noaccount]

soooo many mini bota boxes

 

[Mort]

Years ago when I was a kid i stole one just one double A battery LOL :)

 

[Blue LIPS]

soooo many mini bota boxes

What is that?

Years ago when I was a kid i stole one just one double A battery LOL :)

Lmao should've gone back for the other one! I can hear it now, parents pissed you only got one "what the fuck am I supposed to do with one!?"

 

[alexit]

Pens. My family was too poor to afford school supplies. I got caught but thankfully just told never to come back.

 

[imafailure]

Pens. My family was too poor to afford school supplies. I got caught but thankfully just told never to come back.

hey you, are you ok there? (just saw your recent thread)

 

[alexit]

hey you, are you ok there? (just saw your recent thread)

Ok? Neck kinda hurts from hanging briefly but thankfully didn't leave much of a mark -- something I worry about with a failed hanging attempt.

 

[Deleted member 17331]

I stole a toy turtle when was six years old from a classmate. He seemed so happy to have that and I was jealous.

Stole many things in my childhood, I didn't like the way other children smiled and had the best parents and toys. I wanted to be happy like them, and even stealing, I never got a little of that. This is not dumb, it is pathetic. It's pathetic how I've always been selfish and I don't deny that.

Sorry.

 

[Wayfaerer]

We made an apple pipe and smoked from that.

That was my first experience with mary jane.

 

[waterbottleman]

That was my first experience with mary jane.

One of the coolest pipes I ever smoked out of was a rock.

I was at a party in high school and I met this girl who had built a pipe rock.

It was this little dark gray/blackish rock, fairly flat. Was really cool.

 

[agentgeez]

A McDonald's happy meal toy of a dog when I was 4 or 5. It was so weird and dumb but I remember it strangely well. I was in Foundation Stage in primary school, and I had just walked out of a room, and there was the toy sitting on a shelf or something. So I just took it. I'd like to say I don't think the thought of it being someone else's came into my mind, and I really don't think it did, but for some odd reason, I went around with it making up a story about how I actually got it from McDonald's even though I clearly didn't. I even told a teacher and I think even the guy who it belonged to. But at the end of the day I think there was a point where I realised I stole it even though surely I should have known that already if I was making up a story, so I think I told my mother and she made me give it back. It feels like the sort of odd logic and behavior that would be in a dream; maybe it was a dream, that's what childhood feels like to me. Mostly because of how much dumb and embarrassing things I did when I was a kid, haha. Not even just 'foolish' things, it's like I was from a different planet in terms of how my brain worked, in a not-good way.

 

[Sinai Silence]

Me and my housemate used to steal pallets all the time, cut them up and burn them in a big barrel we had. Some of those pallets were made of some strong ass wood. Some of them were very heavy and the walk back was pretty long, we called them 'our cross to bare'. Had some good fires with them though

 

[waterbottleman]

Oh yeah I forgot, my previous comment is wrong.

When I was a small kid like 7-11 or something for a few years I stole a lot of stuff from construction sites. Usually I'd only take stuff that they intended to throw away but sometimes my friend and I would steal stuff that we shouldn't have lol.

I forgot about that because I was so young and it was from a construction site not like a store so I didn't really consider it stealing when I was young. But yeah it was stealing lol.