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The One Who Falls From the Sky
Nov 15, 2025
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contracting neurocysticercosis...
 
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Picking a fight with a wall (the wall will win, the fists will lose before the wall can collapse, at least usually)

contracting neurocysticercosis...
ooo yes, parasites aren't fun.
 
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The One Who Falls From the Sky
Nov 15, 2025
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If you find a bat flying in broad daylight or exhibiting other strange behavior, handle it expecting it to bite you. You'll probably turn into a vampire. (Just kidding, you'll contract rabies.)
Saturday Morning Halloween GIF
 
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If you find a bat flying in broad daylight or exhibiting other strange behavior, handle it expecting it to bite you. You'll probably turn into a vampire. (Just kidding, you'll contract rabies.)
Saturday Morning Halloween GIF
Staring at that vampire for too long :D
 
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The GPS can't take someone to Death Valley if they are not in North/South America (no route found), even then, Death Valley doesn't always kill.
 
Xi-Xi

Xi-Xi

The Next Phantom Thief (Fae/Faer)
Nov 19, 2025
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Aneurysm
 
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Everything is going to be okay ⋅ he/him
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The passage of time 😌
 
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