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LocalMistake

LocalMistake

update: found the 'change username' option lmao
Nov 26, 2020
44
panadol, duh, lmao
 
letmechoosemyfate

letmechoosemyfate

this world is a cruel place
Apr 8, 2023
4
Go to mexico and yell "Fuck El Chapo" in spanish then see for yourself
 
settheory

settheory

Bundle of perceptions
Jul 29, 2021
457
Insulting a navy seal on the internet. (text below is not mine)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Depressed_nerd

Depressed_nerd

Learning the physics of Death
May 6, 2023
20
Drinking dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) or hydroxic acid, I heard 100% of the people who drank it died since it has the highest pH of any acids out there
 
leloyon

leloyon

Sick Of It All
Feb 4, 2023
829
Glue a bunch of seeds to your head and play a bird call with a speaker.
Alternatively, laxative overdose.
 
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BlueBaby

BlueBaby

Everything's terrible
May 16, 2023
10
Insulting a navy seal on the internet. (text below is not mine)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Shouldn't have taken the muffins on which I had dibs.
 
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