What would be your favorite way to die an accidental death

  • Struck by lightning

    Votes: 7 9.1%
  • Hit by a speeding heavy vehicle (instant kill)

    Votes: 13 16.9%
  • Food poisoning

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Accidentally overdosing on drugs

    Votes: 24 31.2%
  • Shot in head by gunman

    Votes: 14 18.2%
  • Blown up instantly by a bomb

    Votes: 8 10.4%
  • Falling and hitting your head on hard surface

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Parachute malfunctioning during sky dive

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Mauled to death by animal

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Accidentally driving off a huge cliff

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Total voters
    77
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iloverachel

Enlightened
Mar 7, 2024
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So, people fantasise about dream cars, dream homes, dream careers etc
But I like to fantasise about my dream death instead

What would your favorite accidental death be? Could be anything, and even unrealistic
It's all fantasy an daydreaming anyway. Accidental deaths is mostly seen preferable to ctb because although it would still hurt our loved ones, knowing it was an accident hurts less in most cases

Feel free to list more types of accidental deaths
 
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Alexei_Kirillov

Alexei_Kirillov

Waiting for my next window of opportunity
Mar 9, 2024
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Voted for the bomb. Guess there's just something nice about the idea of being totally obliterated.
 
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Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
812
I voted for struck by lightning, but I would also take being crushed by a vending machine. If I'm going to go out in an accident, I wanted to be one of those one in a million chance freak events.
 
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Callie Arcale

Callie Arcale

It’s a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing
Feb 10, 2021
846
My fantasy is the ceiling falling down on me when I sleep and I die instantaneously without realising what's going on. I think about this almost every night when I go to bed.
 
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iloverachel

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Mar 7, 2024
1,199
Voted for the bomb. Guess there's just something nice about the idea of being totally obliterated.
Yeah being blown up by a bomb seems nice
I voted for struck by lightning, but I would also take being crushed by a vending machine. If I'm going to go out in an accident, I wanted to be one of those one in a million chance freak events.
Yeah I voted for lightning too. Seems like a cool way to die
My fantasy is the ceiling falling down on me when I sleep and die instantaneously without realising what's going on.
Oo that would be awesome way to die, never thought about that
Anyway I dont know how to edit the poll or add more choices
My fantasy is the ceiling falling down on me when I sleep and die instantaneously without realising what's going on.
Oo that would be awesome way to die, never thought about that
Anyway I dont know how to edit the poll or add more choices
 
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Suicidal_manlet

Member
Mar 9, 2024
67
My fantasy is the ceiling falling down on me when I sleep and I die instantaneously without realising what's going on. I think about this almost every night when I go to bed.
Unfortunately celling fans are pretty light in weight and their blades can't do anything except mild cuts. But i wish that wasn't the case
 
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Callie Arcale

Callie Arcale

It’s a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing
Feb 10, 2021
846
Unfortunately celling fans are pretty light in weight and their blades can't do anything except mild cuts. But i wish that wasn't the case
You just put a big smile on my face :-)

I'm like that as well, I read something so fast, I don't actually see what it's written.

Have a good evening now!
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
38,890
Just something as quick and painless as possible, I so envy those who die painlessly in accidents, they are very fortunate to me as they are no longer burdened with this existence, death truly is the only relief.
 
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astonishedturnip

astonishedturnip

Like Christine Chubbuck, but sadder
Jan 16, 2024
224
Accidental overdose for sure, but in a lowkey way since I'm not a drug user. More like, "I THOUGHT taking X when I'm already taking Y with Z condition was okay but oops, they interacted badly and now I'm not going to wake up in the morning." Jesus, I wish. That or my CO2 detector fails and I die of a gas leak.

Second-best way for me would be some kind of explosion or structural collapse that kills me instantly. Just as long as I don't linger. Saw a video of some poor bastard walking on an overpass bridge minding his own business, two cars get on an accident and one knocks him over the edge, he falls on the highway and gets steamrolled by a truck. Final Destination shit.
 
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golta

golta

Just wants more company
Apr 14, 2024
136
I would say as first starbbing and second brain hemorrhoid
 
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Lady Laudanum

Lady Laudanum

Here for a bad time, not a long time
May 9, 2024
807
I would say as first starbbing and second brain hemorrhoid
I don't mean to be pedantic but it's brain hemorrhage, not brain hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoids are when the blood vessels in your asshole become distended and bulge out.
 
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golta

golta

Just wants more company
Apr 14, 2024
136

I don't mean to be pedantic but it's brain hemorrhage, not brain hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoids are when the blood vessels in your asshole become distended and bulge out.
Thanks! I'm still learning English, so this helps me a lot
 
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lizzywizzy09

Arcanist
May 11, 2024
463
Shot in the head without knowing. Or having a brain aneurysm, which wouldn't necessarily hurt, just a wave of blurry sensation as your brain fills and then done.
 
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Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
812
Shot in the head without knowing. Or having a brain aneurysm, which wouldn't necessarily hurt, just a wave of blurry sensation as your brain fills and then done.
I would love to pop an aneurysm. Dead before you hit the ground.
 
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LJ85

Future Airdancer
May 20, 2024
50
I voted for lightning. I suppose if it's an accident it might as well be one of those one-in-a-million things that I'd undoubtedly be remembered for and likely reported on in the news.
 
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trashhologram

trashhologram

⚰ Baby, let me decompose ⚰
Dec 15, 2023
363
Accidentally OD'ing. I'm actually planning of "accidental" OD when I get my hands on some good shit.
 
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idk3

Student
Sep 10, 2023
135
Passing out from alcohol+sedatives then drowning in the hot tub/bathtub like a lot of people do.
 
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AmericanMary

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Apr 30, 2024
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A shark attack while diving tbh
 
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Aonaiir

Aonaiir

todays the day and tomorrows goodbye
May 19, 2024
8
I voted food poisoning because there's something oddly poetic about it for me considering my complicated relationship with food. I wouldn't mind getting struck by lightning though, sounds cool.
 
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karmaisabitch

karmaisabitch

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Mar 25, 2024
570
I prefers overdose! The other methods are horrible and will create a lot of trauma to the loved ones. I prob will end up doing just that but it wont be accident because I don't use drugs but who cares at this point
 
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Catlover124

Catlover124

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May 18, 2024
12
I want to die while pushing someone out of the speeding vehicle. I would became the hero who die while saving someone.
 
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