Decomposing for at least 2 weeks by that day I hope.
This sounds so exaggeratedly gloomy that I don't even know whether it's sad or funny - damn it sounds terrible even for this forum, but lol I just thought that about the same "gift" would be waiting for my landlord))) Nevertheless - it's a pity that so many people here are so caught up in their depression and many will never be able to get out of it. I wish everyone your Christmas wishes come true - no matter how dark those dreams may be.
I shall be hibernating this Xmas.
No wearing silly hats and having to deal with obnoxious drunken relatives thank you very much.
Yes, sometimes there is nothing worse than drunken relatives)) Alcohol makes disgusting animals out of people. I don't drink, but one day I was in a bad mood and got drunk with my client in restaurant - then I vomited all over his room and left with $300 just for nothing - now he'll probably never use the services of escort girls)))
Just one more day rotting in my body alone.
I will also be lonely on Christmas, but not completely - I will buy something tasty for our stray cats that I feed - unfortunately they are wild and will never be able to find a loving family. I feed them every day but it's special cat food so they have strong teeth, but for Christmas I'm planning to buy them some good meat. You can also do something like this to not feel too lonely. I usually don't have good relationships with people, but cats are just angels - unfortunately, sometimes these angels also need help. Although I am a psychopath with a low level of empathy, the fact that I feed stray cats makes me a little kinder and brings a little joy not only to me but also to these cats. Before I started doing this, I didn't know that sharing something with someone could bring joy.
