What to say to the Coppers?

[TheLomboq]

Hey there.

So I did the deed and ordered me some of that Soda nice goodness only to be instantly overwhelmed by worries and fears about what to do when my parcel gets intercepted by the authorities.
Been reading up on stories here on SS of the police knocking on their door even one year past they´ve ordered their stuff and that´s kinda crazy to think of.

Like I know there was risk involved I guess. I´m less worried for them confiscating it, which would suck balls obv. (unless there was to be some sort of sudden change of law in my country) But what scares the shit out of me is the idea of my flat mate letting them in and being informed about the case.

Our relationship is frosty to say the least, after I found him taking photos of my room and posting it to my landlord as a mean of showing him my lack of cleanliness or something. I´m living in constant anxiety, that whatever I do will somehow lead to him ratting out on me and lead to my landlord cancelling my contract. It´s far fetched I guess but still...
Furthermore since he works home office everyday (and never leaves the house in fact), while I go to the office everyday, the chance of him being there when they knock is highly likely.

So I guess the question is, what should I tell him in case it gets caught up? I was thinking of something along the lines of "there was a case at the company and there is a chance that the Popo might show up, so heads up", but what if he questions them when they´re there? Are police even allowed to reveal further information on a case to a third party? This in Germany btw, so any native experience reports would be much appreciated.

On that note, what should my excuse be anyway? I´m a horrible liar. Was going to go the Charcuterie/Meat curing route, but it´s kinda hard to explain, why my shipment also came with a package of Meto. God, I feel so stupid for posting any of this here anyway. Them watching us 24/7 and everything. Life is such a shit show and I´m a sloppy mess.

Any help or advice would be much appreciated. Thanks guys

 

[MaybeSoon]

If they deliver to the UK please let me know where I can get some to replace mine I had the police come to my door so DM me if you want to know more. Might be different in Germany but it's not illegal here. So if you deny and tell them to fuck off nothing will happen. Unfortunately I was too terrified and shocked so gave up mine.

 

[Somage]

The story was nonsense. Absoluutely made up.

 

[TheLomboq]

The story was nonsense. Absoluutely made up.

I´m not sure where you´re getting at with this. I like to embellish some of my writing I guess, cuz English isn´t my native tongue. What´s my benefit of making stuff like this up at 4am? Ain´t even a story that outlandish (or a story at all really)

 

[Somage]

Not you man. The previous folk who told that tale about police visits. All fictional bro.

 

[TheLomboq]

Not you man. The previous folk who told that tale about police visits. All fictional bro.

I really want to believe you bro and sometimes I do, just to make myself feel better. But I´ve been reading stories that were just way too real.

 

[BottomlessPit]

Not long ago a member from this forum ordered SN to Germany, customs opened the package and let it go through without any issues. It's worth noting that the order was from within the EU. If you order from outside the EU, especially Ukraine, things will look different.

Also, there have been no reports of police visits here in Germany, fictional or not. This only happens in the UK.

 

[MaybeSoon]

I would never lie to anyone! Just being honest man, pro-lifers in disguise are spreading fear about SN deliveries it's as simple as that. Mine came like a normal parcel no worries at all.

Why the fuck would a few of us lie about a police visit connected to a SN seller that hasn't sold it for nearly a year?

 

[LastFlowers]

Not you man. The previous folk who told that tale about police visits. All fictional bro.

Some may be true, but I agree there has been a lot of fake bullshit storytelling going on around here. I'm sick of having to play detective while I am suicidal.

 

[UterEntonaur]

This in Germany btw, so any native experience reports would be much appreciated.

I can't speak for German police, but the UK police would only visit someone if:

A) someone that you know told them that you had SN and wanted to use it to CTB - and they did a wellness check
B) the vendor was caught selling to individuals (it's a reportable substance here) - and they did a wellness check to find out why you purchased it

Generally, unless you give them a reason (e.g. admit you ordered it to CTB or your actions suggest you're suicidal) they can't enter and confiscate anything. Over here it's perfectly fine to be in possession of SN - it's just illegal for vendors to sell it to individuals without reporting it.

If you're worried, I'd find out what the law says about SN in your country, and take it from there

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TLDR; the police doesn't visit everyone who buys a knife from the internet. But if someone tells them you're going to kill yourself with it, or they believe you're suicidal and they know you ordered the knife, then they have a legal obligation to check on you (but they can't/won't take it from you unless you threaten to cause yourself/anyone harm with the knife)

 

[MaybeSoon]

Thank you @UterEntonaur

B) is what I think happened.

Don't know why I'm defending myself but I hate to be accused of lying.

There's literally proof here - https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/sn-police-investigation-uk.59452/post-1110728

And the seller was confirmed by someone else in dm's.. I didn't even give the full name and they exactly who I was talking about. Someone obviously CTB and left the packaging lying around which had the sellers info stuck on it and they took it from there..

What worries me is that I didn't even get it delivered to my address, I used a drop off point and they still knew my address and d.o.b etc.. Never been in trouble with the police except when I got caught with cannabis about 20 years ago but they still knew.

 

[ClairyFairy]

Not you man. The previous folk who told that tale about police visits. All fictional bro.

Police came and "siezed" my sn. It's not a story

 

[TooConscious]

Just say you were having a bad day and tell them
"do me a favour and don't give that to me I no longer want it and please dispose of it"
But personally I think. Hospital does most people good if you're aware of the scum Bullies in there faking illness.

Can someone please give me a few starter points to discover SN for myself...
I haven't looked in a year so assuming alots changed...
I Google sodium *** in images and was looking for sites that sold it, I remember seeing a few but I never chanced it, I've forgot all the purity measurements that you need to look out for now.... Is there any guides still?
I am suffering information overload as you just don't know what to trust.
Thank you

 

[voyager]

Not saying they will show up, but in case they do, either hide it somewhere no one knows about and be prepared to have your place searched, or hand it out without any fuss. You can give a cover story, but unless you can offer physical proof and expertise of actually using it for said purpose they probably won't buy it. That said, they probably won't investigate or infringe on your rights further unless you're evidently a danger to yourself or others, since it would be considered disproportionate.