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moribundwhispers

Student
Jul 1, 2025
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i don't want a funeral and i'll say that directly in my suicide note. but realistically, i have no choice.
 
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thepiecessatup

thepiecessatup

Student
Jan 9, 2024
103
I don't want a funeral. I just want to disappear and to never have existed.
 
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unluckysadness

unluckysadness

Experienced
Jul 9, 2025
223
I've written my goodbye letter but I must write another note about the songs I'd like - probably Procol Harum's A Wither Shade of Pale. I really love this song. And another catholic hymn I guess
 
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moribundwhispers

Student
Jul 1, 2025
149
if they still decide to hold a funeral i'll request they play Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík 🤡

 
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darksouls

darksouls

Enlightened
May 10, 2025
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people treated me like trash
no stage for that hypocritical scum
 
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derpyderpins

derpyderpins

missing everybody
Sep 19, 2023
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Probably something cliche that I wouldn't want played but that someone insists was one of my favorites and exactly what I'd pick.
 
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zardoz

Member
May 21, 2025
74
I'm in the process of getting a Will drawn up with a solicitor, who are also named as the Executors, in which i will explicitly state that i do not want any sort of funeral, so eg a direct cremation, and ashes disposed of by the crematorium and not returned to my next of kin.
In the UK the executor of the Will is responsible for arranging the funeral. If you dont name one, by default the executor is your next of kin, who can do whatever they like. They don't have to follow your wishes if they choose not to.
So no tunes for me.
 
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psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,660
I don't want a funeral either and would prefer to be cremated (and most likely left to the state) and not leave or allow any family members access to my ashes

but if I had no choice and my wishes weren't respected I would burn a CD with Party Rock on it to confuse everyone/catch everyone's attention and then in the middle it's just a recording of me calling out the people I don't want to be at the funeral and airing out all of their dirty laundry and then it just cuts back to the song (as a final joke or F.U. to some of the people who treated me badly)

video unrelated (the thread title made me remember this)
 
chudeatte

chudeatte

fml
Aug 5, 2025
14
I dont want a funeral either, thats the last thing id want. no one would show up anyway. but I suppose my favourite ambient track playing with no one around to listen is symbolic in a way, so if I must choose then #19 by aphex twin
 
caramelkidney

caramelkidney

bf obsessed loser
Aug 5, 2025
4
probably nothing i like. like everyone else, i dont want a funeral, but my horrific family will probably still hold one for me.
 
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zardoz

Member
May 21, 2025
74
If I had to pick a tune, then "Goodbye Cruel World" by Pink Floyd.

 
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