I laughed so hard when I read rhe thread title. Ahhh thank you for that. It's especially funny seeing in as I just bragged about finally getting rope today after waiting for a bit
So I am not a minor (I'm in my 20's). I had everything going for me. I had a girlfriend (the best thing ever about me), am apartment with her, a car, and a great job. After I ruined my life and she left me I tried to end things. Long story short, I failed, and I ended up flipping my car, losing my apartment and job, got sent to the hospital and had to move back in with my parents.
So with no car and my parents knowing I'm suicidal , there was no way foe me to get a rope. I had to order it online to a Amazon locker box and get a way there and back which wad risky.
But thank you for making me laugh