Discussion what do you want to happen to your body?

[Wrennie]

Well as you all know I am like the sweetest guy around . So, I am going to be cremated and have my ashes made into yummy mouth watering brownies and have one sent to each member on here. Make sure you eat your dinner first! I will haunt yo ass if you eat your dessert first! I am just kidding, you can eat the brownie whenever you want.

Is it bad that I'd actually consider eating one out of morbid curiosity?

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

I want my brother to take my deceased self to the deepest and most isolated cave that he can find and place myself in a pocket somewhere in the cave, all the way in there where no one can find me. Fill in the pocket with concrete and leave a little trinket that plays cute music next to me (if he wants to). I'll probably be cremated, but it's a cool concept to ponder.

 

[motel rooms]

Gonna be resurrected after 3 days just like last time. Yes, I am among you. #JesusIsGay

 

[healthrecovery]

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/data/avatars/l/32/32712.jpg?1638555442

 

[OnlyTheWind]

Cremated. I hate the idea of decomposition, and besides that cremation is symbolic of cutting all ties to the material world.

 

[Acceptance]

I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered into bodies of water since I love the water. I mentioned it a couple times before so I hope they remember. Theres probably going to be a funeral which isnt for me. It would be for everybody I leave behind.

 

[Gustav Hartmann]

Gonna be resurrected after 3 days just like last time. Yes, I am among you. #JesusIsGay

Another crucifixion on request?

 

[layne2001]

cremation and no funeral, I also signed up for being an organ donor and printed it so they'll know

 

[motel rooms]

Another crucifixion on request?

Think I'm gonna go to Texas & proclaim that my Heavenly Father loves gay people this time.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

I want the remains of my corpse to enlarge, crudely clump together and reanimate and become the next phase of some epic final-phase boss battle that the world's militaries have to band together to take down thereby resulting in world peace and friendship among every government of every country.

 

[alliwantistobedead]

I have a huge fear of being buried alive , the thought of coming back to life in a coffin after being declared dead makes me really choke up...oxygen being slowly taken up by each breath and suffocating in a dark casket ...I just can't imagine so definitely want be cremated lol even though the chances are slim to none

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

I have a huge fear of being buried alive , the thought of coming back to life in a coffin after being declared dead makes me really choke up...oxygen being slowly taken up by each breath and suffocating in a dark casket ...I just can't imagine so definitely want be cremated lol even though the chances are slim to none

Well before being put in a coffin, they drain the blood and pump people full of preservatives to stop decay and coloring to make them look like they're just sleeping so as scary as waking up in a coffin might sound, the chances of that happening in this modern day of technology and chemicals is almost impossible. As for "natural" burials, I heard it's extremely expensive and very difficult to find.

 

[apathetic.]

Well as you all know I am like the sweetest guy around . So, I am going to be cremated and have my ashes made into yummy mouth watering brownies and have one sent to each member on here. Make sure you eat your dinner first! I will haunt yo ass if you eat your dessert first! I am just kidding, you can eat the brownie whenever you want.

I would drink your ashes in a milkshake like cartman

 

[4eyebiped]

I would drink your ashes in a milkshake like cartman

My ashes combined with the lactose will probably give you an ass burning session of diarrhea. Something else that will make me even more unforgettable.

 

[YuckyDucky]

On one hand, I won't be using it any more so who cares really. On the other, I love the outdoors and nature and absolutely despise what mankind has done to the planet, so something as natural as possible would be nice. Honestly, I have a specific place in mind to do it and between its remoteness and the fact I will take steps to ensure it will take several days minimum before my absence is noticed (and even then they will look in the wrong place), in all likelihood nature will decide for me between natural decomposition or being eaten by scavengers. Probably some combination of the two. Any of which is a desirable outcome to me. If my body were to be found before those take place, I read something a few months ago about a company in the western United States (I believe Washington but possibly Oregon) that essentially does the same thing. They put your body in a pod-like container that is climate controlled and has bacteria added to speed up decomposition, then a few months later you're a container of dirt that can be given to family or spread.