What do you want for Christmas? 2021 edition

[TheHatedOne]

Christmas is approaching less than 1 month so I'm wondering if someone already did ''their Santa Claus list''. What do you want the most for Christmas? In my case it would be full hanging suicide go on with success and if I don;t do it by winter holidays then I'd like to have an alcohol drink with percentage more than 40% but less than 70% so I'd know how fast I'd get drunk with drinks over 40%.

 

[stygal]

I would like my wifi to work properly, it really annoys me to live in this shitty hole of a flat.

Maybe a new laptop & a hairdresser appointment - both of which I would gift myself.

 

[ClownMe]

To be dead.

 

[LooksAtMoonDog]

• Marijuana
• MDMA
• Ketamine
• N
• A quick and painless death

 

[All Things Must Pass]

Health.

 

[Timeless]

All i want for Christmas is a silent night..☠

 

[OrcWitch]

New pajamas.

 

[AppleTreeDog]

A deep house cleaning would be nice.

 

[CFLoser]

FUCK

 

[Shadowplay]

Unexistence

 

[21stcenturycamus]

I know it is quite irresponsible and impossible for someone that wants to die but I would have really loved it if I had a cat. If things went different this year, I was going to get one in my new apartment but shit derailed as usual and I am not even sure if I want to see the new year. But yeah I would love a cat.

 

[TheHatedOne]

now that I think of it I wouldn't mind if I'd get Johan Liebert too.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

I want my family to stop caring about me completely so I can CTB.

Either that or all of the following: A shit ton of money + neurotypicality + fixed genitals + fixed skincare + social circle including wife (looksmatch, virginitymatch, personalitymatch) and guys that teach me martial arts (lots of sparring) + fun employment + significantly improved cardiovascular fitness + improved strength and gains + driver's license + firearms + personal assistant to make up for my non-existent executive functioning + genius-level intelligence + big penith + ability to significantly reduce suffering in the world + ability to think in ways that don't cause unnecessary suffering for myself and others + high base level of mindfulness + complete halt of useless technological progress + population decrease + free will + purpose + energy + motivation + haircut.

Santa better get on dis shit rn.

 

[Josuyo]

I love how half of us are like DEATH and the other half want nice things jhdtthfcygff

 

[Itsallover123]

I know it is quite irresponsible and impossible for someone that wants to die but I would have really loved it if I had a cat. If things went different this year, I was going to get one in my new apartment but shit derailed as usual and I am not even sure if I want to see the new year. But yeah I would love a cat.

its not too late to get a cat if you can afford to take care of it, theyre really fun! it might make life worth living. If not, you could leave a note stating where or with whom you want it to stay

 

[Callie Arcale]

I'd be extremely happy if this year for Christmas I'd get a "normal" day, free from pain, exhaustion and anxiety. Just a regular day… nothing special… like the ones I used to take for granted before falling ill.

 

[nameeater]

tO bE dEaD!11

but seriously i'd like some new clothes i barely have any without holes in them or maybe some new video games

 

[FuneralCry]

I would like N. A peaceful death is what I want. I think it would be comforting to have a peaceful exit at a time of my own choosing. It is what we all deserve the option of. I want absolutely nothing to do with Christmas.

 

[yive]

i want to die peacefully in my sleep

 

[Manaaja]

I want happiness, love, freedom, peace, justice. I wish good people got their dreams fulfilled. And even more, I want to live in a good and happy world.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Mariah Carey is weird, isn't she? "All I want for Christmas is you"? Like when your net worth is $320 million, there's nothing anyone could get you anyway, lady.

Ahem. I would like socks, and money, and alcohol. I keep it simple.

 

[Bleak]

I want my health back and to not have to worry about financial future. I've long ago given up hope for things like love or starting my own family. I wish I could give my cat and father their youth back too... it's a shame that as the least happy and good among us, I am the one with the most years left, barring illness or accident.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

10g of MDMA for me And a new 'Good Boy' chew toy for my Woofer!

 

[deleted]

a weapon to avenge me

 

[Fk_life]

Nothing, as every other Christmas.

But would really appreciate it if I had hope.

 

[Judah]

Alcohol, sex and good food for christmas, haha

 

[wanttodie]

I want to die

 

[4eyebiped]

Here is my quick list Santa, pick one...

1. A lovely playmate. I am not picky, just as long as we click on many levels. Intimacy is the greatest escape from the ills of the world and pleasuring someone the greatest joy. Seeing the look in those eyes and that smile afterwards...
2. Enough money to travel the states for a couple of years without any concerns, after which I can peacefully fade away. (I will sneak some medical care in on this one)
3. A mechanized suit of armor that I can destroy an entire city with (Doesn't have to be inhabited). Must have replenishing rockets, lots of lasers, a comfortable cushion, able to fly or at least jump very high, and a robot flamethrower cock with two large spiked flails for balls, for shits and giggles (Might as well entertain the immature part of me that never grew up). A small fridge with a good selection of snacks would be a bonus, but not needed.
4. Santa's list of who has been naughty and who has been nice. Santa has always known where all the naughty girls were. This list would be worth a fortune. Not selling until I have fully exploited it myself, so do not ask before then.
5. Grant me an amazing skillset and talent that would allow me to get lost in some creative endeavor creating wonderous things never seen before or solving problems that were unsolvable before.
6. All of the above.

Thank you for reading Santa.

 

[avoid_slow_death]

Death

 

[Pluto]

Tactical Santa is coming to town!