What do you want for Christmas? 2021 edition

[AppleTreeDog]

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Tactical Santa is coming to town!

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

 

[Zzzzz]

All I want for Christmas is the bliss of death!

 

[21stcenturycamus]

its not too late to get a cat if you can afford to take care of it, theyre really fun! it might make life worth living. If not, you could leave a note stating where or with whom you want it to stay

Don't you think it would be cruel for the poor animal when it will not be able to understand where I have gone. Another issue is my mom is not very keen on pets and I wouldn't want them to get stuck with the responsibility they object to.

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

A nuclear winter

 

[Atraxa]

Good internet, a kindle so I can try and get back to reading again. What I want most is for these black circles under my eyes to be removed and for my teeth to be fixed.

 

[Manaaja]

Don't you think it would be cruel for the poor animal when it will not be able to understand where I have gone. Another issue is my mom is not very keen on pets and I wouldn't want them to get stuck with the responsibility they object to.

Can you go and be a helper at a shelter? Or be a foster home, someone who houses a cat until they find a permanent home?

 

[Fthis]

Christmas is approaching less than 1 month so I'm wondering if someone already did ''their Santa Claus list''. What do you want the most for Christmas? In my case it would be full hanging suicide go on with success and if I don;t do it by winter holidays then I'd like to have an alcohol drink with percentage more than 40% but less than 70% so I'd know how fast I'd get drunk with drinks over 40%.

I want a heroic death for Christmas

 

[ghost_]

a friend

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Pomade for my hair, that's all I want. Maybe a bottle of tequila too.

 

[Dreamlike Reality]

For Christmas, I want to get so drunk I pass out . . .
My friend keeps joking about mailing me a box of raw meat and bones as a gift, but to be quite honest I'd actually love that <\\3 . . .

 

[BitterlyAlive_]

Don't really want anything. I need more socks, a gift card would be nice so I don't blow money on a game I might still be around for. I guess money would be nice too.

Don't even wanna celebrate Christmas. I'll give people their gifts, sure, but I would much rather be alone.

For Christmas, I want to get so drunk I pass out . . .
My friend keeps joking about mailing me a box of raw meat and bones as a gift, but to be quite honest I'd actually love that <\\3 . . .

1) mood
2) honestly getting bones for Christmas sounds awesome

 

[S like suicide]

•If it is my pain speaking, it wants to fall asleep and die without realizing it.
•If it is my deep hope speaking,it wants a normal life without depression
•If I have to be realistic and think about the immediate I would like to have some money to be able to escape from my shit family

 

[maakies]

1. An unending list of 4-figure and 5-figure items I need for my job
2. A plane ticket to another country
3. Wine and liquor
4. Cocaine
5. (More) ketamine
6. Death

 

[HiImPaul]

Will to live would be nice

 

[DeutscheKartoffel]

a new family/
citizenship.

*fingers crossed*

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I want people to stop trying to convince me to live. It's annoying and might as well just be selling me a big scam.

 

[Sherri]

All things I already bought and for Everyone who will spend Christmas alone may you find some comfort here.

I want people to stop trying to convince me to live. It's annoying and might as well just be selling me a big scam.

Love your sarcastic words Iron. Dark sense of humour. Big hug.

 

[Lost Magic]

I am angry at myself for living but I am refining my plans so that I don't have to see another Christmas. Everything is so superficial and cruel. I hate everything.

 

[LingeringUnreal]

I'm pretty simple & just like food/candy or alcohol for Christmas. I'd rather not have more stuff that people have to deal with after I leave, lol.

 

[YMN]

Money.

 

[lotus11]

peaceful death in my sleep pleaseeee

 

[charlottewilts]

cocaine for speedballs (it's expensive so i only get it for Christmas and my birthday)

 

[sick.faery]

a giftcard for asos, makeup, a few high end korean skincare stuff, a few clothes from my wishlist, a zero cal monster pack, cigarettes, a new ashtray, vodka & my shein wishlist

 

[Onkyo74893]

Lifetime (deathtime?) supply of xanax, oxycontin, morphine, heroin. I've never actually done heroin (or morphine), but I'm told it feels like a warm hug. But yea, I know that after long enough, you end up just chasing the feeling you first had, when eventually it's gone for good and all you have is the addiction.

 

[empty]

Rabbit toys and skincare stuff

 

[Shadowplay]

A man of simple pleasures

 

[NasiGoreng]

All I have ever wanted for Christmas is a family

 

[A_miStake_of_NATURE]

Not to feel anything at all. Not to be upset or sad bc I'm being ignored. Not to cry bc I'm still alive. Absofuckinglutely nothing at all.

 

[bed]

to die

 

[KTbear]

Either to skip it this year, or for the world to end for real.