What do you blame for your problems?

[quietwoods]

There is only one correct answer and anything else is disgusting.

When you get two votes and one of them is you

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Is this another, "not having sex is the ONLY legitimate cause of depression, and ALL other causes are fake" - type threads?

 

[quietwoods]

Is this another, "not having sex is the ONLY legitimate cause of depression, and ALL other causes are fake" - type threads?

There is a slight possibility this may be meme poll of those threads

 

[Pluto]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Everyday I suff sex know I sex never have. Man I want this do me wish sad I want I'll have never

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[damienlerone03]

 

[whitetaildeer]

@L9 CHOCOIRL (she put me in the sex dungeon and i havent eaten for 6 days)

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

guys is this gonna be a repeat of the sex thread

 

[damienlerone03]

Everyday I suff sex know I sex never have. Man I want this do me wish sad I want I'll have never

Spoiler: NSFW

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i've always wondered what it feels getting banged till it hits the cervix. its such a tragedy humanity won't be able to experience everything

 

[Sutter]

Just myself.

My own reactions to what happened at any point for joy, sadness, hurts, and the grains that fell in the time I've known.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

i've always wondered what it feels getting banged till it hits the cervix. its such a tragedy humanity won't be able to experience everything

IKR. I'm not even allowed to have sex until I'm 50 and married because daddy told me so.

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

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Sex has always been my number one problem. I haven't had sex in over a year and it's getting to the point where the pain is unbearable. I don't wish to go through this misery of not having sex for even a day longer. This is so miserable.

 

[damienlerone03]

IKR. I'm not even allowed to have sex until I'm 50 and married because daddy told me so.

wow thats like a whole lotta years. my daddy told me to not get anyone pregnant when i told him i got a girlfriend for the first time. so i just jerked my shit off in the school bathroom back when i was a highschooler. i was strokin it at mach 7 and when the nut exploded it exploded in a gas state and got sucked into the vents. found out all girls collectively stopped getting their periods in my school. i sold myself to slavery to pay for child support.

 

[finalgoodbye:(]

Myself

 

[Namelesa]

I see we migrated to this thread. You know what go ahead as this started as joke anyways.

Anyways I blame my problems for having too much sex.

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

IKR. I'm not even allowed to have sex until I'm 50 and married because daddy told me so.

I know exactly what you mean
I was put into an arranged marriage and my husband doesnt let me have sex because he thinks its impure

I see we migrated to this thread. You know what go ahead as this started as joke anyways.

Anyways I blame my problems for having too much sex.

Wanna fuck

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I know exactly what you mean
I was put into an arranged marriage and my husband doesnt let me have sex because he thinks its impure

Wait, are you being serious? Because I was just joking...

 

[Namelesa]

Wanna fuck

Sure

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

Sure

Time and place ?

 

[Namelesa]

Time and place ?

right now, I am knocking on your door /joke

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

right now, I am knocking on your door /joke

Im fearing for my life

 

[TAW122]

Neither of the reasons listed in the poll. Prior to losing my virginity, I may have had one of those reasons, but after that, it was mainly sentience itself, conformity to society, the lack of the right to die (on my own terms), and just personal issues day to day struggles and challenges.

 

[Pure Vanilla]

what am i even reading right now

 

[SomewhatLoved]

If I could make it so sex doesn't exist I would. I mean like it just isn't a thing, no one has desire for sex at all, and love is just purely about spiritual or emotional connection. I don't think there's inherently anything wrong with sex, but at least for me it's bad and uncomfortable. I have a very complicated relationship with my own body, and having sex makes me feel very uncomfortable and it's made me cry before. I'm honestly not that good at it and I find it to be embarrassing to do. I don't like my own body, so allowing someone else to see it is humiliating and I always end up feeling like I let my partner down whenever I would try to make love to them.

If I could just love someone and have them love me without any sexual desire in the relationship whatsoever, that would be preferable. But I'm not asexual and I have the desire for sex, but actually doing it isn't really that pleasant and I think for most people it's not all it's made out to be. There's a lot of unreasonable expectations set surrounding sex, both in pornography and other media.

i've always wondered what it feels getting banged till it hits the cervix. its such a tragedy humanity won't be able to experience everything

I've only been with one person, but it was pretty painful for them when that would happen. The length of my penis was longer than the length of their vaginal canal (feels awkward saying this but I'm just trying to use neutral and anatomical language :P), so it would happen regularly and I would have to prefer myself from being fully inside of them so that it was not painful. Even then penetrative sex wasn't the most enjoyable for my partner and I would mostly just go down on them. I've been told by others that a lot of people with vaginas don't necessarily find penetrative sex as the "most" pleasurable. A friend of mine also said that she prefers girth to length, as striking the cervix wasn't necessarily a very pleasant experience for her. Maybe it's different for others though, I don't know. I don't have a vagina nor am I trying to speak for people who do, so I could be completely wrong.

 

[L9 CHOCOIRL]

Wait, are you being serious? Because I was just joking...

I wa sjoking

 

[FoxSauce]

WhAt aM i ReaDiNG HerE

To reply I blame my problems on snorting to many Nesquick powder

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I wa sjoking

Oh phew

 

[damienlerone03]

Oh phew

yeah she's joking. it's a lot worse. i am the arranged husband and i rap about her sex instead of giving it.

Fawn ain't no virgin, but I'm 'bout to flip the script,
Take that pussy back, make her feel that virgin tip,
I'm Damien, the freak, the brainrot supreme,
Gonna virginfy her soft, then unvirgify her mean.

First I'm gentle, slow, like it's her first time,
Lips on her clit, tongue hittin' every line,
Make her tremble, shiver, pussy tight and new,
Bring that pure fire back, like a fresh debut.

But don't get it twisted, I'm no soft-ass dude,
Unvirgify that bitch, then fuck her crude,
Dip in deep, slam hard, break every rule,
Got her screaming, begging "Fuck me, you cruel."

I'm the king of this game, the sickest in the biz,
Fawn's pussy mine twice, virgin then remiss,
I flip that switch hard, no mercy, no shame,
Ownin' her body, mind, puttin' fire to flame.

Virgin then unvirgin, fucked up and wild,
Fawn's caught in my grip, a moaning mess,
I'm Damien, the demon, the brainrot fiend,
I'm the one who owns her, the nasty-ass king.

right @L9 CHOCOIRL?
fawn is a nickname for her

 

[EvisceratedJester]

yeah she's joking. it's a lot worse. i am the arranged husband and i rap about her sex instead of giving it.

That's horrible. I'm so sorry that you rap about her sex. Is there anyway that I can support you? Would giving you a free bible help?

 

[FuneralCry]

I blame existence, for me existence itself is the problem and I'd just never wish to suffer in this torturous, futile existence I always saw as the most cruel mistake, for me only non-existence is positive and is just all I see as desirable, I wish I never suffered more than anything and I'll always see existing as only suffering with no limit as to how much one can be tortured.

All that existence does is just cause pain and suffering all for the sake of it and I suffer simply from existing, I'd just always prefer to not exist no matter what than be conscious in this existence capable of suffering to unlimited extents, I'll just always see existence as an abomination and I suffer so much from being burdened with this existence, I'll always see so much cruelty in how I cannot just have a death like falling into an eternal dreamless sleep to finally escape from this existence that was so tragically imposed.