What are the little annoyances of life that increase your resolve to CTB?

[Tintypographer]

Bureaucratic things that make a human not matter at all-policies, processes, procedures that remove humanity from decisions.

Marketing that follows you everywhere like websites that follow me with things that I browsed, stupid overlays that prevent me from reading until I input my email address and subscribe and general sales pressure to spend money or purchase things.

The way that time is a luxury that can be purchased:. Skipping lines, having your problems worked on faster, taking faster routes and roads.

Having to worry about tiny accounting problems like one penny being off or a single headcount being missing.

 

[ForensicallyAware]

Shaving
I absolutely f****g hate it
I become even more tense if I know I'm going to shave and I feel highly stressed afterwards due to the sting and fear of my face being touched

 

[SpareWheel]

Donald Trump.

Everytime I see some transcripts of the drivel he spouts or something he's done, a little bit more of me dies inside realising he's actually a President of the biggest country in the West.

Tonight's corker - he wanders round some factory, maskless, picking up and touching PPE and putting it back with other PPE ready for shipping, while Live and let die plays? That's not long after he went on some early morning rant calling someone Moonface like a petulant child.

You honestly couldn't create a more comical leader if you tried, even Mr Bean wouldn't make him look less ridiculous. Still, at least it wasn't Born in the USA he had playing, I've lost count how many times I've heard that playing at some pro USA thing when the song is firmly anti USA. Seriously though, Live and let die?

 

[Arvinneedstodie]

The constant noise disturbance from upstairs. When my sleep is already bad, i am just that much more suicidal when i also have to deal with their constant loud noises coming through that thin wooden floor.

 

[patheticpartner]

Jeez, I feel weary just reading your situation. My condolences to you and your bowels. I wish I could send you my toilet paper but it's technically not mine.

Any inconvenience, really. Since I already don't want to live, any minor setback or annoyance would be enough for me to pull the trigger. If I had a gun, I would've been dead a while back. Most recently though, I found out that I'd have to retake this ochem class, and practice my mom's work this summer. I can play along until the time comes and I can CTB.

 

[SpareWheel]

Jeez, I feel weary just reading your situation. My condolences to you and your bowels. I wish I could send you my toilet paper but it's technically not mine.

Any inconvenience, really. Since I already don't want to live, any minor setback or annoyance would be enough for me to pull the trigger. If I had a gun, I would've been dead a while back. Most recently though, I found out that I'd have to retake this ochem class, and practice my mom's work this summer. I can play along until the time comes and I can CTB.

Whose toilet roll is it?

 

[patheticpartner]

Whose toilet roll is it?

It's my parents'. I'm sorry, no interesting story or funny twist here

 

[SpareWheel]

It's my parents'. I'm sorry, no interesting story or funny twist here

Damn, I was hoping for an amusing tale of you stealing someone else's toilet roll yet felt guilty enough about it you were keeping it to give back.

I think it's about time Cornholio came back into fashion, he was always asking for TP.

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

All those pervasive, ever-present billboards, like "STAY HOME" or "SOCIAL DISTANCING SAVES LIVES", as well as my favorite events becoming virtual. They remind me that my state's quarantine is here to stay for a very long time. They also remind me how my state's government has its citizens wrapped around its finger, and nobody cares that their social life is gone forever. All of which clinches my wish to CTB. I'm very social, I enjoy the company of other people, and I'd rather be dead than live in a quarantine that has no end date.

 

[attell2]

Why are men so concerned about size? I'm HUGE and I don't think about it at all. For men, dick is the ultimate signifier, the key to identity, thus, it must be kept secret, whether big, little or otherwise. This is why nude women are favored in movies over nude men.the girls I know spend their time laughing at men and their obsessions. I know because Iam a MAN.

Thanks for advertising your dick unsolicited. You don't think about it at all because it's not an issue for you. I'm also HUGE

 

[Erase.myself]

Loud noises that seem to accumulate and get incredibly frustrating. I have sensory issues and am sensitive to noise, so things like loud leaf blowers going on for hours or construction going on especially while I have chronic headaches make me so mad and it's anxiety provoking. Also people chewing super loud at 2 am when I am trying to sleep. (Lol roommates).

Headphones are my friend. Yet they don't block out everything.

 

[Pan]

Thanks for advertising your dick unsolicited. You don't think about it at all because it's not an issue for you. I'm also HUGE

I never gave my size much thought; it was always a non-issue. Actually, women don't deal with issues of size. That is because they are indifferent to monument building. At least the girls I know are. I wasn't trying to advertise size; it was in response to the post regarding a small guy , who seems more concerned about size than ctb.

 

[RayoSinSol]

Constant lies from endless sources....

Also, awful music played at intrusively and narcissistically loud volume levels.

 

[Done at Fifty]

Peers who haven't worked nearly as hard as me and have a lot more joy and stability in their lives.

 

[BabyYoda]

The fact that people my age are getting into relationships already

 

[_Minsk]

knowing you have worked way too hard for a life which has returned you nothing but pain and broken dreams at the end..