Discussion What are the best methods of suicide

[1997]

In this hypothetical, you will be a male in his late 20s, in the suburbs.
1. You cannot jump from a high building
2. It has to be painless
3. It has to be easy to get

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

Is this in current year?

 

[1997]

Is this in current year?

yes

 

[ma0]

Most lethal method is getting hit by a train I'm pretty sure.

 

[F@#$]

Shotgun from Walmart 00 buckshot.

 

[1997]

Is this in current year?

Most lethal method is getting hit by a train I'm pretty sure.

Shotgun from Walmart 00 buckshot.

cant be gun, sorry i didnt mention that earlier

i feel like the best option in this situation is to go for a walk near cars, once a car is speeding towards you, act like you trip so they run over your head, or going out at night and laying on the road

 

[ma0]

cant be gun, sorry i didnt mention that earlier

i feel like the best option in this situation is to go for a walk near cars, once a car is speeding towards you, act like you trip so they run over your head, or going out at night and laying on the road

Getting hit by car has a relatively low success rate, and you'll absolutely traumatize the driver. Don't do that to others.

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

Getting hit by car has a relatively low success rate, and you'll absolutely traumatize the driver. Don't do that to others.

agree, it's very risky almost to the point of absurdity

 

[F@#$]

cant be gun, sorry i didnt mention that earlier

i feel like the best option in this situation is to go for a walk near cars, once a car is speeding towards you, act like you trip so they run over your head, or going out at night and laying on the road

Fuck no! It's strange you should mention that. Several years ago my brother and I were booze crusin.(driving around drinking). Out of nowhere some dude jumped out into the road. We stopped and asked him what the fuck. He started crying his wife or whatever he wanted to get run over and die. Ok dude go die but don't get someone you don't even know a fuckin dui/manslaughter charge because you're sad.

 

[1997]

Fuck no! It's strange you should mention that. Several years ago my brother and I were booze crusin.(driving around drinking). Out of nowhere some dude jumped out into the road. We stopped and asked him what the fuck. He started crying his wife or whatever he wanted to get run over and die. Ok dude go die but don't get someone you don't even know a fuckin dui/manslaughter charge because you're sad.

what are the best methods?
can you link me some

 

[updog]

I feel this hypothetical situation is just your situation. I don't have an answer for you because
a) it feels too close to encouraging suicide for me
b) it depends a lot on you (some people don't like hanging other don't mind. Some people are more ok with drowning than other), where you live (in some countries it's easier to buy a poison/gun/etc. than other), your job/hobbies (depending on you job/hobby you may have access to a good method most people don't have access to) and so on

 

[amyuwu]

overdosing? Mostly every single method is painful

 

[Haibane-renmei-reki]

at this point i no longer care if i will die painfully or not, because the amount of pain am gonna feel with a painful method will most likely be lower than the total amount of pain i am gonna get by living a regular lifespan, the most important thing for me is to avoid failing and ending up crippled/vegetable/disabled, etc, i can accept feeling pain for a relatively short amount of time before i can rest for eternity, but i can't accept failing and ending up not being able to attempt again.