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RainAndSadness

RainAndSadness

Administrator
Jun 12, 2018
2,072
Hello everyone.

As the title says, there is room for new moderators. We're looking for active participants in the forum that have been registered for at least 6 months and preferably members that have a Discord account. These are the basic requirements, everything else is discussed once you've sent an application, which you can do preferrably via private message or if you want to in this thread.

We're also looking for moderators that help us to moderate the Telegram channel. It would be preferable if you're somewhat active in the chat and if you've been a member in the forum for at least 3 months.

If you're interested, let us know!

Thanks,
RainAndSadness
 
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6ftunder

Member
May 11, 2022
53
Dear Hiring Manager,

It is with great pleasure that I am able to register my interest for the position of 'Moderator', as advertised on www.sanctioned-suicide.net.

Having thoroughly studied the requirements, I hope you will agree that I am an excellent candidate for the position.
Although I do not quite meet the requirement of 6 months membership, I hope you will agree that my engagement with the forum as well as my remarkable popularity among membership can overcome this hurdle.
As a summary of the skills and experience that I am able to offer:

  • During my school career I held the position of 'Prefect' for 12 months. This equipped me with extensive managerial and customer service experience.

  • In addition to becoming a prefect I was a member of the school council for 24 months, which encouraged me to develop truly exceptional negotiation skills that I would bring to the fore if offered the Moderator position.

  • I have several years work experience in retail settings, demonstrating my loyalty, dedication, and customer service nous. As you can tell, I am a "get my hands dirty" kind of person.

  • Outstanding grasp of technology: I am a member of Discord and Telegram. Furthermore, I have experience of using social media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

  • I have extraordinary numerical ability, having completed the maths Functional Skills level 1 qualification, obtaining a grade D.

  • I am conversant with gmail and outlook and am able to organise my time effectively using the built-in calendar functionality.

I am passionate about serving the sanctioned suicide community and promoting the core values of independence and customer service.
I look forward to arranging a mutually convenient date and time in order to discuss this exciting opportunity.

Kind regards
 
Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
2,967
Dear Hiring Manager,

It is with great pleasure that I am able to register my interest for the position of 'Moderator', as advertised on www.sanctioned-suicide.net.

Having thoroughly studied the requirements, I hope you will agree that I am an excellent candidate for the position.
Although I do not quite meet the requirement of 6 months membership, I hope you will agree that my engagement with the forum as well as my remarkable popularity among membership can overcome this hurdle.
As a summary of the skills and experience that I am able to offer:

  • During my school career I held the position of 'Prefect' for 12 months. This equipped me with extensive managerial and customer service experience.

  • In addition to becoming a prefect I was a member of the school council for 24 months, which encouraged me to develop truly exceptional negotiation skills that I would bring to the fore if offered the Moderator position.

  • I have several years work experience in retail settings, demonstrating my loyalty, dedication, and customer service nous. As you can tell, I am a "get my hands dirty" kind of person.

  • Outstanding grasp of technology: I am a member of Discord and Telegram. Furthermore, I have experience of using social media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

  • I have extraordinary numerical ability, having completed the maths Functional Skills level 1 qualification, obtaining a grade D.

  • I am conversant with gmail and outlook and am able to organise my time effectively using the built-in calendar functionality.

I am passionate about serving the sanctioned suicide community and promoting the core values of independence and customer service.
I look forward to arranging a mutually convenient date and time in order to discuss this exciting opportunity.

Kind regards
Waste of time imo, I've applied nineteen times and never even been interviewed.
 
Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
Sep 9, 2018
2,611
$20 an hour and I only work remotely as I refuse to believe the pandemic is over. I'll also be perpetually in my underwear and mostly just playing Solitaire, with Pornhub in a separate tab.
 
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Thanatos

Outsider
Mar 23, 2018
355
I love the idea but have only recently rejoined the site. If I continue to be as active as I was in the past (Reddit 2017- here 2019). Perhaps I'll apply in the future if you're still looking by then. I left the discord due to paranoia after my N was taken from me and I was institutionalized. Furthermore my SN was found while I was detained after my parents got the police involved. I still and always have been pro choice and am very grateful for this community even though it has changed. I see you are looking for donations again but after the last two and and wasting my money on N I never got to take, all while being unemployed it may be awhile before I can donate again. Again a huge thank you to past/current mods and all the members that make this place better.
 
September5th

September5th

You can get better. But the choice is always ours.
May 17, 2022
244
I'm already a moderator on a pretty big forum out there. Not gonna say which forum it is to preserve my identity. However, if someone from the team wanna know, PM me.
I could help, if you guys want. I haven't been here for over six months, though. So, maybe in the future :)
 
Istanbulite

Istanbulite

Member
Jan 14, 2022
565
I'm already a moderator on a pretty big forum out there. Not gonna say which forum it is to preserve my identity. However, if someone from the team wanna know, PM me.
I could help, if you guys want. I haven't been here for over six months, though. So, maybe in the future :)
yeah not even a month. no chance.
 
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waitingforrest

Elementalist
Dec 27, 2021
843
I think I saw some heading in that direction. Otherwise I have no idea where these elusive mods went. But I will keep a eye out if I see any, I still got my butterfly net ready!



We must catch them all!



but in all honesty, wishing you good luck!



(I just couldn't resist making a dumb joke)
 
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may13

Member
Apr 27, 2022
80
$20 an hour and I only work remotely as I refuse to believe the pandemic is over. I'll also be perpetually in my underwear and mostly just playing Solitaire, with Pornhub in a separate tab.
Same, but I don't play solitaire. So pick me just slightly ahead of this person.
 
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Smart No More

Visionary
May 5, 2021
2,730
I think @Angst Filled Fuck Up should get the position personally. Although I doubt the pay will be what he/she hopes for. Ha. I'm assuming it's an unpaid role.
 
rationaltake

rationaltake

I'm rocking it - in another universe
Sep 28, 2021
2,715
My serious and very important endorsements are as follows: @rationaltake , @Cathy Ames ,@KuriGohan&Kamehameha.

I support two picks of yours too, @Mr2005 and @Smart No More.
I'd love to be the relentlessly patronising SS chatbot with a super cheery elf face who randomly pops up for no reason whatsoever to say "Just a reminder to play nicely now kids" closely followed by "I will definitely be telling Santa if you call me a 'sanctimonious jumped-up jellytot sucker with a rainbow candy cane stuffed up my non-existent arse' again. And just so you know - my shiny virtual arse beats your sorry meatseat cheeks down. Have a good day y'all and look out for each other kiddos 👍"
 
Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
3,623
I'm flattered by the nominations and somewhat surprised. My contributions have been so minimal of late I don't expect new members to be aware of my existence. The threads I've posted on must have plenty of life left in them which is more than can be said for me. Because I don't know whether I'm coming or going I've never wanted to take on more responsibility. If I do it on an unofficial basis then I can't let anybody down
 
Cathy Ames

Cathy Ames

Cautionary Tale
Mar 11, 2022
2,113
Cathy can't do it...check join dates
Not only that, I am low-functioning and unreliable.
My serious and very important endorsements are as follows: @rationaltake , @Cathy Ames ,@KuriGohan&Kamehameha.

I support two picks of yours too, @Mr2005 and @Smart No More.
I'm unsure of the proper response here.... It's either "What have I ever done to you to deserve this?!?" or "Awwwww, thanks. :heart:" I'm having a bad day, so I'm going to assume the second one, and please don't correct me if I'm wrong.
 
Bread with milk

Bread with milk

Enlightened
Oct 1, 2020
1,519
These are all good suggestions, but I would also nominate @Brick In The Wall
I will vote for
@Brick In The Wall
@Simba
@whatevs

Wait, since when do we do democratic voting?
Waste of time imo, I've applied nineteen times and never even been interviewed.
It's because you have to pass the chunin exams first.