breathingblues

breathingblues

Dream alive...
Aug 14, 2025
40
I think they are the absolute worst kind of animal in the world.
 
  • Hmph!
  • Like
  • Aww..
Reactions: hopeless302, woofwag, darksouls and 7 others
amor.dor

amor.dor

Anima
Dec 24, 2025
184
I disagree. I think mosquitoes are the worst creatures in existence. They're the number one killers of humans and have been around since before the dinosaurs. I'm joking, but there's truth in it, hahaha. 1767470032945
 
  • Like
  • Yay!
Reactions: AngelTear, effervescent, darksouls and 2 others
sanctionedusage

sanctionedusage

Specialist
Sep 17, 2025
324
how are they any different from other animals

unless you just mean it's because they don't have fur, big eyes, and paws
 
  • Hugs
Reactions: darksouls
ceelobling

ceelobling

Member
Dec 29, 2025
83
They kinda cool. They're also creepy and robotic looking. Like looking at a snake's face, you can't tell what it's thinking.
 
  • Like
  • Hugs
Reactions: darksouls and Forveleth
F

Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
3,233
They are adorable little noodles and I love them so much! ๐Ÿฅน I wish I had my shit together more so I could have a pet. I might get a snake if I could. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
 
  • Like
  • Yay!
  • Love
Reactions: AngelTear, venerated-vader, darksouls and 3 others
F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
14,279
They are adorable little noodles and I love them so much! ๐Ÿฅน I wish I had my shit together more so I could have a pet. I might get a snake if I could. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

I've heard them called danger noodles before. ๐Ÿ˜†. I think they're quite fascinating. Not sure I'd want one as a pet. I'd even less like to meet one in the wild. I think I saw a slow worm once. We both bolted in the opposite direction. I like them from afar though.
 
  • Hugs
Reactions: darksouls
W

WhatCouldHaveBeen32

(O__O)==>(X__X)
Oct 12, 2024
976
Another animal trapped on this hell hole planet, just like you and me.
 
  • Like
  • Hugs
Reactions: venerated-vader, darksouls and itsgone2
F

Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
3,233
I've heard them called danger noodles before. ๐Ÿ˜†. I think they're quite fascinating. Not sure I'd want one as a pet. I'd even less like to meet one in the wild. I think I saw a slow worm once. We both bolted in the opposite direction. I like them from afar though.
People call them danger noodles, but only some of them are dangerous. Where I live, we have plenty of snakes, but very few varieties pose a threat to humans. I had a teacher with a black rat snake. That thing was super chill. My teacher could literally hang the snake around his neck while he was talking.
 
  • Yay!
  • Like
Reactions: darksouls, Forever Sleep and Forg
breathingblues

breathingblues

Dream alive...
Aug 14, 2025
40
Symbols of treachery, disgust and shameless, mindless violence. These things are commonplace all over the world but here in India it is excessive, their reputation.

Easiest way to understand complications in Indian society is to understand the fact that snakes are the holiest animals in India - matter of fact they are so revered (this is a country that has been in endless interfighting since its current civilization - prior to that in further ancient times Indians were the finest manufacturers and traders of ultra luxury goods, trading networks spread into central Asia with strong marks in the "Mesopotamia" and Arab lands. In fact I've never seen copper articulable toys and figures from other ancient nations, only Indian)... Invasions by Iranic nations (political violence as early as Akkad, pushing Elamites & Babylonians east wards into India, something that is repeated throughout history) led to the current civilization of this country... To control endless rebellion and hardwired hate requires treachery.

I was looking at a decent temple from the late ancient times and of course it had a background involving a disgusting snake ritual. I immediately looked at Chinese snake processing/harvesting to soothe my rage... The Chinese don't like the snakes as much.
Another animal trapped on this hell hole planet, just like you and me.
I'm a far better animal than any snake can dream of being at all.
you can't tell what I'm thinking either
They kinda cool. They're also creepy and robotic looking. Like looking at a snake's face, you can't tell what it's thinking.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ForeverSubhuman
Alpacachino

Alpacachino

Hope 2026 is better for all of us!
Nov 26, 2025
198
I dislike them. If not for them, we could still be frolicking in the Garden of Eden.,Enjoying eternal happiness.

I'm kidding, I don't believe in that ****.
 
  • Yay!
Reactions: Forveleth, darksouls and mjolnir
LittleSunshine

LittleSunshine

Main character in my own inconvenience.
Jul 20, 2025
509
Snakesโ€ฆ the two-legged kind or the slithery kind? No strong opinions on the slithery ones.
 
  • Yay!
  • Hugs
Reactions: Forveleth and darksouls
Heraskov

Heraskov

Member
Dec 25, 2025
10
They're very odd. As far as I know, every other creature on this planet has some sort of clear, visible way that they move, with fish having tails, birds having wings, and us having feet, and yet these things just slide and wiggle around on their bellies as if that's also a completely normal form of locomotion. The crazy thing is that they're really good at it, too, with how fast they can be. Perhaps it's not an entirely fair comparison, but it takes a human baby a whole year to learn how to walk like their older kin, and yet, baby snakes just slither right on out of their eggs and keep doing it for the rest of their lives. That seems impressive.
 
  • Hugs
Reactions: darksouls
NotSoEnchanted

NotSoEnchanted

Member
Dec 26, 2025
33
I used to be terrified of them, but as I've grown I've come around to be fascinated and respectful of them. I still have a healthy fear of them though, as there's rattlesnakes where I live. But I don't hate them or think they're gross. Much of the commonly hated and feared animals are only that way because of social constructs. When you leave that bs behind, you'll find that these critters aren't that scary nor gross. The same goes for spiders, I love them now! I used to smash them, but now I live alongside them and have tons of free range 'pet' spiders in my house.
 
  • Like
  • Hugs
Reactions: Forveleth and darksouls
E

Eriktf

Global Mod
Jun 1, 2023
737
Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention.

Long story short
I and frends used an hole winter reading about snakes in my area

When summer comes and the snakes come we started hunting snakes (only snake in are was venomous btw)


All we wanted to do was to sniff it we wanted to smell a snake so badly, its gone 10+ years now since the hunting for snakes began we eventually gave up since snakes awoke humans so we never got to sniff a snake

But honestly i don't want to touch them but i would gladly get a few bites for the relief of have sniffed a snake.

If anyone here thinks im joking search for snake sniffing on the forum.
 
  • Informative
  • Hugs
Reactions: U. A. and darksouls
sanctionedusage

sanctionedusage

Specialist
Sep 17, 2025
324
Symbols of treachery, disgust and shameless, mindless violence. These things are commonplace all over the world but here in India it is excessive, their reputation.

Easiest way to understand complications in Indian society is to understand the fact that snakes are the holiest animals in India - matter of fact they are so revered (this is a country that has been in endless interfighting since its current civilization - prior to that in further ancient times Indians were the finest manufacturers and traders of ultra luxury goods, trading networks spread into central Asia with strong marks in the "Mesopotamia" and Arab lands. In fact I've never seen copper articulable toys and figures from other ancient nations, only Indian)... Invasions by Iranic nations (political violence as early as Akkad, pushing Elamites & Babylonians east wards into India, something that is repeated throughout history) led to the current civilization of this country... To control endless rebellion and hardwired hate requires treachery.

I was looking at a decent temple from the late ancient times and of course it had a background involving a disgusting snake ritual. I immediately looked at Chinese snake processing/harvesting to soothe my rage... The Chinese don't like the snakes as much.

I'm a far better animal than any snake can dream of being at all.
you can't tell what I'm thinking either
so you hate an animal because of what human beings used them to symbolize

probably the most mentally ill thing ive seen on sasu tbh. youre exactly the kinda person that telegram's chinese animal torture rings were made for.
 
  • Love
  • Yay!
  • Like
Reactions: Forveleth, U. A., woofwag and 1 other person
venerated-vader

venerated-vader

Finger Guns(tm)
Mar 11, 2025
170
western hognose snakes GIF

Look at this face and tell me its not absolutely fkin adorable. (And if you do, you are objectively incorrect, probably!)
 
  • Love
Reactions: Forveleth, woofwag, darksouls and 2 others
E

Eriktf

Global Mod
Jun 1, 2023
737
I been told before what they smell like but if anyone knows it would warm my heart โค๏ธ
 
  • Love
Reactions: darksouls
avalon_

avalon_

neither being nor nonbeing
Jun 2, 2024
624
On the one hand, snakes taught us that time is circular and revolves around it'a own axis ("devours itself"), which is an inportant thing to know. On the other hand, snakes invented libertarianism by showing us what happens if we step on then by accident. ๐Ÿค”
 
  • Yay!
Reactions: Forveleth and woofwag
woofwag

woofwag

Bad dog
Sep 17, 2025
227
They're so cute! They have such a unique texture to their scales, too. Very cooling, and softer than you would expect, like if a long sock were coated in a thin layer of ceramic. I have no idea why, but I've always seen snakes being somewhat resemblant to pottery. It just feels like ceramic is perfect for snake designs. Like somehow, the neck of a large vase or handle of a teacup feels like a perfect place for a snake to be wrapped around. Maybe it's their patterns or something. In any case, I love them.
 
  • Love
Reactions: Forveleth and darksouls
T

TrashStarCrazy

Member
Jan 3, 2026
5
I think they look pretty cool. I've seen a few irl at zoos and I knew people who had them as pets. They act pretty weird, but thats what people say about me.
 
  • Love
Reactions: darksouls
Grimlock

Grimlock

I am a coward
Aug 7, 2025
74
They are sorta weird and there are a lot of interesting things about them. It is easy for me to forget that they are little killing machines. Pit vipers are really cool looking, especially the blue ones.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Forveleth

Similar threads

Saponification
Replies
11
Views
308
Suicide Discussion
amor.dor
amor.dor
alstroemeria55
Replies
3
Views
192
Suicide Discussion
seagullsonapiano
seagullsonapiano
disgusting-life
Replies
11
Views
215
Suicide Discussion
Terrible_Life
Terrible_Life
SaulGoodmanxX
Replies
1
Views
90
Suicide Discussion
U. A.
U. A.