Games Vending Machine Game

[SleepingClouds]

Gets half a bottle of whiskey.

Inserts the Easter bunny

 

[doomedbynarrative]

Gets a chocolate egg!

Inserts a cup of tea.

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets a bag of mysterious white powder.

Inserts a jumbotron.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Gets a "love letter" saying a package has been swapped with inert powder, is the note real, idk.

Inserts a 1 star review (printout) in response.

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets one pill that makes you larger and one pill that makes you smaller.

Inserts a fleet of BMWs

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a bunch of warranty papers
inserts spare evaporative cooler

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets a knock off Basquiat painting.

Inserts giant toad

 

[LaetumCat]

Gets a strawberry

Inserts an English textbook

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets a hover board from back to the future.

Inserts Panama City

 

[solaceclosion]

Gets the underwater city of Atlantis

Inserts a literal gravitational singularity

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets a bag a frost giant.

Inserts a manhole cover.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a digital thermometer
inserts desk dust

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets a coupon for a free massage from Sasquatch.

Inserts the North Star.

 

[solaceclosion]

Gets that golden star we all got in kindergarten for good behavior

Inserts one of those fully redacted epstein file client lists

 

[GlassMoon]

Gets a certificate stating he's not on any of those lists.

Inserts the just received certificate.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Gets a second certificate somehow (of not being in the list), along with some dust.
Inserts some old batteries (for recyling into other products)

 

[westerly_merlin]

Gets a tesla with a flat battery

Inserts some cookie dough

 

[rottingratlab]

Gets a soggy paper straw

Inserts 3 cat whiskers

 

[SleepingClouds]

Gets an action figure of yourself.

Inserts my left kidney.