Method Troll attendees of a passionate political gathering; provide them means to end you

[escape_from_hell]

The world (especially USA) is filled with political divisiveness to an insane extent. You can't even eat a sandwich somewhere without a debate about whether the pickles are Democrat, lettuce is Republican etc, you can't even take a shit without reporting to your respective gang which side the political spectrum the shit resembled for a struggle session to resolve any latent dissent reflected in your bowels. It's pervasive. Forget the internet. Even on this site where some of us are here to escape this constant noise and sanctimony, it leaks through.

People still maintain (mostly) civility at the grocery store and so on but is there ANY doubt that if you threw a clearly labeled leftist and rightist in a pit, they will kill each other to prove their moral superiority? Or, sadly more accurately, to earn cool points and respect amongst their gang, i.e. be validated as a human being.

The Idea
Emotions are running high and there are many rallies, protests, etc. on all sides of hot topics, some not even part of the traditional political spectrum angst. Point is, there are gatherings about any number of issues consisting of passionate, angry people available worldwide.

There are many variations of this possibility to explore, but let's start with a simple example of how this might work.

You set up a booth. Ever been to one of those birthday parties or something as a kid where there's a "throw a baseball and hit the target, dunk your teacher in the water." Think along those lines. Instead, have maybe a shotgun mounted and trained a your head as you sit in a chair, with a cord they can pull to fire the gun. Or maybe the traditional 'dunk-booth' but with a noose instead. Prominently have a sign up on the booth identifying you as the enemy. For instance, go to a Trump rally and have a sign identifying you as proud ANTIFA and then the sign can dare them "I bet you don't have the balls or manly Christian courage to do it" or attend an anti-Trump rally and have a sign that reads "MAGA. Leftists are too sissy to do it" or something like that.

There are probably better ways than this. But a booth with some sort of less painful method setup might work. Unfortunately, it's still a lot of work.
The problem with just going there and starting beef without a solid setup is that you are more likely to be beaten or tortured to death instead for laughs and morale-boosting on political propaganda websites. But even in the beaten-to-death scenario, maybe lots of ketamine, fent, painkillers etc can help?

Does anyone have any other good ideas for this, getting riled-up answer-having world-fixers to kill you in a relatively painless way?

Rationale
It sounds like a lot of work still. But I think this community can help come up with some streamlined ways. So why try this? Well, for some of us SI is the biggest demon we are facing. It's just really, really HARD for some of us to pull the trigger even if we have a firearm and REALLY want to die. It's just tough.
Externalizing the death helps removes a lot of burden. I've done this in a thought experiment and even though it's suicidal technically, my body and mind are more at ease with being a victim of the winds so to speak.
Benefits:
(1) bypass or dramatically reduce SI
(2) bypass "hell" religious punishments if real. you are not doing it yourself and you aren't forcing anyone's hands either, your ultimate fate is their choice even if you provoke it. you also don't need to go above-and-beyond to provoke it; they are there to demonstrate their power and smite their enemies to begin with
(3) you bring a lot of joy to the world. they will be so pumped up and glad to finally get one of the "bad guys" extinguished

Any feedback, ideas to help make this work smoothly?

 

[Whale_bones]

I guess if you 1) think a random person would shoot you in broad daylight in front of a large crowd of people and 2) don't care about making the world worse for those still suffering in it, then yeah... it's a good plan.

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

Hiring someone else to shoot me in the head should be legal. And it was legal until the monsters in the government made that a crime .

You said this below and I agree. I wish I could hire someone to shoot me

"Well, for some of us SI is the biggest demon we are facing. It's just really, really HARD for some of us to pull the trigger even if we have a firearm and REALLY want to die. It's just tough.
Externalizing the death helps removes a lot of burden. I've done this in a thought experiment and even though it's suicidal technically, my body and mind are more at ease with being a victim of the winds so to speak.
Benefits:
(1) bypass or dramatically reduce SI"

 

[escape_from_hell]

I guess if you 1) think a random person would shoot you in broad daylight in front of a large crowd of people and 2) don't care about making the world worse for those still suffering in it, then yeah... it's a good plan.

Yes, the hope is that a random person would indeed shoot me in broad daylight in front of a large crowd owing the moral courage they gather from their fellow true believers. They will have moral righteousness on their side and would be doing a good deed.

It would actually make the world better, not worse. Good guys kill bad guys, happy ending.

Externalizing cause of death would make things much easier for me, and hence some otherwise ludicrous scenarios are worth considering for me.
While unlikely on your average day, with proper trolling and high emotions it could go down. Many people go to these rallies hoping to smite their perceived bad guy.
This is a much better alternative than throwing someone a loaded weapon and pointing a fake weapon at them and telling them "it's you or me." It also might even be better than suicide by cop, though with suicide by cop it is their job to harm the suicidal and take you out if need be plus they likely enjoy it.