Games This or That?

[amerie]

Ao3.

Spawn in the digital circus in your next life or attack on titan

 

[princexhhn]

At least digital circus is fun

Reincarnate or become a ghost

 

[amerie]

Become a ghost

Fruitcake or Watergate salad

 

[U. A.]

dear god this is an abomination, the ingredients, ugh



no contest fruitcake because only the shit cheap versions are garbage; look at this beaut:



martini: dirty, or not?

 

[amerie]

I don't drink but dirty because I like putting dirt in my mouth, the texture is nice

That looks like mold

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Chocolate or vanilla protein bar

 

[U. A.]

Chocolate; I find vanilla protein things always tastes fake as fuck while choco is at least real-ish as a baseline

That looks like mold

GIRL ZOOM IN fruit and nuts! None of those weird jujube candy things!
Are you telling me that "salad" is not a 1960s white people dinner party concoction?? It looks exactly like that type of...food

forest or meadow?

 

[amerie]

Meadow tbh

Watermelon or grape

I hate both of them lol, I think fruit on cake isn't a bad thing but that specific fruit salad recipe is giving world war 2 suffering idk

???? Brain isn't braining apparently. I meant f r u i t c a k e. Yeah but they're both gross.

 

[U. A.]

hmm....grapes have more flavor i find, admittedly i've never had top-tier quality watermelon but i have had grapes that tasted like grape juice. decadence.

cosmetic surgery of the lips, or eyes? (inspired by your cursed post dear god, is that not a filter?! someone help that poor woman...)

 

[amerie]

It's mainly a filter but she did abuse her face a lot, for me personally I'd get my lips done because my top lip is disproportionately smaller than my bottom lip, and I already have double eyelids but I think most people would choose their eyes


Tibet or Hmong

 

[U. A.]

tough call. maybe Hmong only because they defy national borders...maybe...

atlantis or el dorado?

 

[amerie]

I've watched both but it was so long ago I forgot the plots

Road to el dorado I guess bc I think it was funnier

Dubai or Beirut

 

[U. A.]

i'll take the comparatively-less oppressive beirut thank you

I've watched both

i mean the actual legendary cities, but this works too lol

ren or stimpy?

 

[amerie]

I watched this show like 10 years ago and I found it lowkey really morbid lmao but forgot most of the plot other than the creator was a pedo(?) and it was a kids show that turned adult or something

Stimpy I guess

Doja Cat or Karl Marx

 

[U. A.]

shit, alienation of the worker an all, but.....



(jesus i am just learning this now

Spoiler: talk of CP, teen SA, other bullshit

what a piece of fuck. yeah i watched it in the 90s which may or may not have been appropriate. major influence on spongebob tho)

squidward or mr. krabs?

 

[amerie]

The Filipino in me is inclined to choose Mr. Krabs but I think I'm going for squidward

Would you rather eat a stop sign or a salad (killing myself bc either way it just sounds really strange)

The way he blamed it on ADHD

 

[U. A.]

uh...depends on if it has to be in one sitting...if yes then the prostate i guess cause i can cook it and it is at least "food"....if not, stop sign, cause i can eat it over the course of many years.

(is mr. krabs popular in the philipines?)

1999 or 2001?

The way he blamed it on ADHD

ADHD and bipolar!

 

[amerie]

No I just said that bc relatives will make it their life's mission to drain every penny out of you if you're lucky enough to GTFO, it's a beautiful country for tourists but kinda sad to live in

Ugh this is really hard, but I think the early 2000s had cuter fashion but 1999 was kind of meh. Though 1999 was the best year for pop.

1st or 2nd gen kpop?

 

[U. A.]

being totally ignorant, i'll pick 1st cause old school is usually best school.

george clinton or bootsy collins?

 

[amerie]

are they not the same person???


I like Bootsys guitar so I'm choosing that

Netflix or HBO max?

 

[U. A.]

(lol please look up Parliament/Funkadelic; your world will be changed)

Netflix based on the fact it's the only one of the two I've used

Hot tub or sauna?

 

[amerie]

Sauna makes me uncomfortable, with the hot tob it's a lot more relaxing after swimming in cold ass water

Mofongo or Tostones

 

[U. A.]

TOSTONES, argh, the last thing I ate from centroamerica was a plantain I brought back and fried in coconut oil. none of those fruits are worth a damn here; if you don't think you like bananas (anyone) you have not eaten a banana if not from the tropics.

cuba or puerto rico?

 

[amerie]

Puerto Rico because slightly less oppressive

I actually have tried plantains and bananas from the Philippines and I don't like them, they're too strong of a fruit and not refreshing like grape or watermelon. I like banana cue and turon though! And it's divine with peanut butter, ahhhhhh~

VMA's or Grammys?

 

[U. A.]

grammys for more diversity of genres

too strong of a fruit

first time hearing everything i guess.

palm or pine tree?

 

[amerie]

Pine trees smell more fragrant and have more purpose so that

Pancit palabok or Nasi Goreng

 

[U. A.]

only know what the latter is, so choosing that.

shaved ice, or snow cone?

 

[amerie]

Shaved ice, snow cones hurt my teeth bc I have sensitive enamel

Eagle or Hawk

 

[U. A.]

tough call...have to say eagle cause i've only seen one twice, once in the wild.

lion or tiger?

or

 

[amerie]

Lion im a Leo

Mongolian or Uzbek

 

[U. A.]

Mongolian - something about these calls to my soul:





Okinawa or Hokkaido?
(context: they were not part of Japan until after 1867 when they went all berserk colonial)