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princexhhn

princexhhn

no longer funny, cause I miss the way you laugh.
Sep 26, 2023
217
…you're… really creative, huh… I pick the latter

Everywhere you go, no matter what you do, a furby haunts you. You can grab it and break it and take the batteries off but it comes back no matter what. You do not know if this entity is hostile, but it does get closer each time you see it. Who knows what'll happen when it reaches you.

Or

Marry Trump
 
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amerie

amerie

an earthworm sprinkled with salt
Oct 6, 2024
778
Marry Trump, then add poison to his drink and patiently wait for him to die

would you rather be beautiful with chronic BO or chopped but with a heavenly smell
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
the first isn't doing me any favour so why not try the second...

being sad, or being angry
 
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Eriktf

Mage
Jun 1, 2023
582
i just want to feal anything so both sad and angry works for me...

jail or psych ward
 
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darksouls

darksouls

Enlightened
May 10, 2025
1,227
polar bear

being eaten alive by 🦁🦁 lions or being eaten alive by 🪱🪱 worms?
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
if i'm ALIVE, lions. lol. if dead, whatever

feel good every week of the year except one random one where you feel the combined maximum despair of the other 51 (but you can't ctb), OR feel just kind of shit all the time
 
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Eriktf

Mage
Jun 1, 2023
582
Eat battery. Also ain't you the snake sniff guy

Die by rabies or die by polar bear
it an honor to be recognized as the snake sniffing guy, that made my day.

feel good every week of the year except one random one where you feel the combined maximum despair of the other 51 (but you can't ctb)

you sniff a snake or a snake sniffs you?
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
i like the funny feel of their tongues so i'll be sniffed i guess.

boas or pythons?
 
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Eriktf

Mage
Jun 1, 2023
582
thats hard i want to sniff both but i think python

getting killed by snake poison or squeezed to death by a snake?
 
R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
Probably venom. don't wanna be crushed

[do snakes have an odour..?]

pizza or hamburger
 
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Eriktf

Mage
Jun 1, 2023
582
pizza

[do snakes have an odour..?] dirty and moldy i hear but i idk....

red or white sauce on pizza?
 
R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
depends where it is...i'm comfortable between about 21-24C so tends to be summer if far enough from the equator

dry or rainy season?
 
princexhhn

princexhhn

no longer funny, cause I miss the way you laugh.
Sep 26, 2023
217
rainy

itchy bruise or painful bruise
 
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Grog

Grog

The answer is blowin’ in the wind~
Jun 3, 2025
355
Colorful

Cheesecake or pie?
 
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amerie

amerie

an earthworm sprinkled with salt
Oct 6, 2024
778
Sour

Annoying but attractive person who is kind to you and always there when you need them but there's something off about them that you can't shake and you leave every hangout feeling slightly uncomfortable and pitiful for them

or Rude person that has a nice energy and is attractive and funny that you like being around but they lowkey go too far and hurt your feelings and you cry after every hangout bc you're addicted to their presence
Colonized half the world for spices but won't use them
/j my spice tolerance isn't that high either I only like hot Cheetos tbh
 
R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
1,301
Always a nice person over a jerk. Too old for that shit

Buses or trains?

Colonized half the world for spices but won't use them
1756332691789

Love spices; capsaicin is the devil.
 
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amerie

amerie

an earthworm sprinkled with salt
Oct 6, 2024
778
Train even though I've never been on one, seems so cozy

Would you rather go to heaven but have strict guidelines you must follow or else you'll get your ass whooped but you're comfortable with nice food and a bed and unlimited entertainment

Or Hell but Satan's chill and makes you laugh but you're burning alive everyday in misery
 

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