Games This or That?

[R. A.]

Short hair

Super Mario Bros. or The Legend of Zelda?

ohh....don't ask me this. my official answer is PASS
(but if you forced me i would say Mario ONLY because it was the first game i ever played)

mule or donkey?

(also wtf happened here lol @eupdplishlp)

 

[bloominghopelessne]

Donkey
The last conversation with someone dear or a quiet walk alone in the forest?

 

[Mytimeisending]

The last conversation with someone dear

Fries or chips?

 

[Eriktf]

chips

sniffing a snake or 10.000 USD

im poor but i would take the snake everyday​

 

[Grog]

$10.

Go back in time to relive childhood, or die and be reincarnated into a loving family -- but you don't retain memories of your previous life?

 

[Eriktf]

reincarnated into a loving family.

100 usd or 200 usd but in pennies

 

[AfroWarTiger]

200 usd. Maybe I can make art.

Ice cream or gelato?

 

[Cosmophobic]

Ice cream I guess. Not sure of the difference

Star Wars or Star Trek?

 

[Eriktf]

star wars

go to heaven/hell/reincarnated or its just blank emptiness

 

[amerie]

Blank emptiness

Ugly face with a nice body or bad build with a devious mug?

 

[Eriktf]

Ugly face with a nice body

wired or wireless headset/earphones

 

[amerie]

Wired, Bluetooth doesn't hit I need the song to be inside of me

Arizona or Snapple?

 

[renaxx]

Snapple

Dog or cat?

 

[princexhhn]

Dogs!

Alcohol or nicotine?

 

[Eriktf]

thats hard but i think alcohol

beer or wine

 

[amerie]

Wine

Boiled or fried alive?

 

[Eternal Disaster]

Fried alive

Jasmine or tulip

 

[amerie]

Tulip

Kpop or Jpop?

 

[R. A.]

J-pop; bow before my god/dess Utada

Natural or artificial light?

 

[amerie]

Natural sunlight, yes I love Hikaru Utada

She is one of the first black women in Japan

 

[R. A.]

She is one of the first black women in Japan

Anyway you didn't give me a new choice sooo...

Current Beyoncé or 2000's Beyoncé?

 

[amerie]

FUCK I got distracted talking about Hikaru Utada
2000s Beyoncé because that's when she used to talk to us

Large house with infinite food and survival shit provided for you by an unknown force but you can't leave or homeless with 20B net worth but you're banned from buying a house bc of some niche criminal record and you can't have an apartment or condo or anything just hotels and a car and you can't buy a nice car due to criminal record it's a 2002 Honda civic

 

[R. A.]

If A)'s survival shit includes stuff for me to be physically healthy and has an outdoor portion, then that. If not...assuming B) includes me suddenly knowing how to drive and the Honda lasting forever (which it would), then that. The nicest places I've ever stayed in were hotels. This is too abstract, it's bed time.

Beach or mountain lol

She is one of the first black women in Japan

still hoping for insight into this ^

 

[amerie]

Beach because my favorite princess is Ariel and I like water

3 really sensitive breasts with no genitals and you have to pee out of your mouth and you have your dream partner and life with no mental illness or one really large cock with no nipples and it hurts 24/7 but you get to alleviate the pain with temporary meds that work really well and you come from generational wealth and get sent $2m per month but you need to manually treat mental illness with a therapist and anti depressants

still hoping for insight into this ^

??? She is a black woman lol

 

[R. A.]

This one is beyond me. all i can offer you is the maybe sad fact that utada is fully japanese lol sorry

 

[amerie]

Sorry I get a little serious with hypothetical
scenarios
And it was a joke because she sings like a black woman lol

McDonald's Sprite or black coffee
(McDonald's sprite hurts to drink bc of the high carbonation but black coffee is, black coffee lol)

 

[R. A.]

Black coffee, because if it's good it's good and pairs with sweets, and I haven't given McDick's any money in two decades.

Dusk or dawn?

 

[amerie]

Dawn
Brownies or apple pie

 

[R. A.]

Apple pie till I die

Milkshake or ice cream cake

 

[amerie]

Milkshake, ice cream cake is the most pointless thing ever like I'm expecting cake + ice cream not plain vanilla ice cream with frosting on top wtf

New York subway with various types of people (50/50 of them shower) smushed together for 3 hours with a 35% chance of getting pickpocketed with open toed sandals in broad daylight but not too cold or too hot

or nice Uber black with a creepy man who talks too much for 3 hours and 10 minutes in the dark and you're really cold and your phone is dead and there's no music and he turns and admires you at every red light without blinking and farts a little but it doesn't smell bc of his diet