They bashed my fucking door in, jesus.

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Long story short, haven't spoke to my parents in a few days since they're assholes, but i dared go out for a walk and not immediatly awnser their phone, so when i come back there's 3 cop cars, my door has been bashed in and there's like 6 cops at my door. Fantastic. Amazing. They literally treat criminals better than this. This helps so much with my anxiety and everything, oh man, having the cops bash my fucking door in sure does make me feel better.

 

[HenryHobkins]

sue

 

[wordsonscreen]

wtf. who has to pay for this?

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

wtf. who has to pay for this?

Landlord. If not, it's Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney time.

 

[fred farkle]

that happened tome once. this fireman kept looking at my eyes,trying to see if I was high.

 

[Deleted member 26067]

That's....taking the scorched earth approach to dealing with someone who is suicidal.

In what universe is prying open someones door like that supposed to help them? Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.

Welcome to Clown World.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Alright, this person is suicidal and has severy anxiety... the only logical approach... SEND THE COPS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE BIG SCARY TRUCKS TOO, FUCK YES BOYYYYYYYYYS WOOOHOOOOOOO. Nothing less anxiety inducing than a bunch of dudes with guns showing up at your place to bash your fucking door in.

Meanwhile, they send like, maybe a single cop car for domestic violence cases. Maybe 2 if the guy is like, being extra violent. But for the suicidal guy with no history of violence, drugs, and not even a single ticket... ALL THE COPS

 

[wordsonscreen]

Alright, this person is suicidal and has severy anxiety... the only logical approach... SEND THE COPS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE BIG SCARY TRUCKS TOO, FUCK YES BOYYYYYYYYYS WOOOHOOOOOOO. Nothing less anxiety inducing than a bunch of dudes with guns showing up at your place to bash your fucking door in.

Meanwhile, they send like, maybe a single cop car for domestic violence cases. Maybe 2 if the guy is like, being extra violent. But for the suicidal guy with no history of violence, drugs, and not even a single ticket... ALL THE COPS

jesus. this is so upsetting. Motivates me to be careful of who I tell what.

Landlord. If not, it's Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney time.

good. but really? Landlords pay if cops break down the door for welfare check bs?

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

jesus. this is so upsetting. Motivates me to be careful of who I tell what.

good. but really? Landlords pay if cops break down the door for welfare check bs?

Dealing with mentalhealthcare services have taught me one thing, and one thing only. Always lie, never tell a single thing that could in anyway indicate you're not the happiest man on earth. No one will help, they'll only make things infinitely worse.

 

[CatLove56]

No joke I had FBI agents come to my house thinking I was the next workplace shooter because of edgy comments on the internet. In my own passive aggressive way I made sure they knew they were wasting their time with this s***** therapy session

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

No joke I had FBI agents come to my house thinking I was the next workplace shooter because of edgy comments on the internet. In my own passive aggressive way I made sure they knew they were wasting their time with this s***** therapy session

My favorite thing to do is to show up to shit therapy sessions wearing german dress uniforms lol.

 

[*Hope*]

On the bright side, you have people who truly care for you. Even if they did something to make you angry, they were worried enough to call the police. Thats a good thing,

also why tf did they need 3 police cars and 6 cops? Almost looks like you were swatted lol

 

[Meditation guide]

I couldn't help but notice those great boots.

Your parents are truly assholes.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

On the bright side, you have people who truly care for you. Even if they did something to make you angry, they were worried enough to call the police. Thats a good thing,

also why tf did they need 3 police cars and 6 cops? Almost looks like you were swatted lol

They don't care, they never do anything whatsoever to help me. But boy they sure love sending the cops and trying to get me in an asylum. No idea why 3 cop cars, i'm like, the least threatening man alive and i don't have any criminal record whatsoever.

I couldn't help but notice those great boots.

Your parents are truly assholes.

Thanks, they're canadian army boots, very cheap and high quality uwu Yee, parents are... well... if you could refund parents, i'd refund the shit out of them immediatly.

 

[wordsonscreen]

Dealing with mentalhealthcare services have taught me one thing, and one thing only. Always lie, never tell a single thing that could in anyway indicate you're not the happiest man on earth. No one will help, they'll only make things infinitely worse.

yeah.. unfortunately, you are correct.. the system is broken.

 

[EmbraceOfTheVoid]

Alright, this person is suicidal and has severy anxiety... the only logical approach... SEND THE COPS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE BIG SCARY TRUCKS TOO, FUCK YES BOYYYYYYYYYS WOOOHOOOOOOO. Nothing less anxiety inducing than a bunch of dudes with guns showing up at your place to bash your fucking door in.

Meanwhile, they send like, maybe a single cop car for domestic violence cases. Maybe 2 if the guy is like, being extra violent. But for the suicidal guy with no history of violence, drugs, and not even a single ticket... ALL THE COPS

I hope those cops are flailing their handguns about so they can provide additional "help" besides kicking down the door. I wouldn't mind being shot though!

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I hope those cops are flailing their handguns about so they can provide additional "help" besides kicking down the door. I wouldn't mind being shot though!

They're Canadian cops, they don't shoot you, they kinda just say passive agressive things at you until they go away.

 

[*Hope*]

No joke I had FBI agents come to my house thinking I was the next workplace shooter because of edgy comments on the internet. In my own passive aggressive way I made sure they knew they were wasting their time with this s***** therapy session

They're Canadian cops, they don't shoot you, they kinda just say passive agressive things at you until they go away.

im guessing they just apologise and go away right? :D

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

im guessing they just apologise and go away right? :D

5/6 pretty much did that lol, exept their sergent who was the most passive agressive man on earth. Can't blame him though, would be mad if I had to waste 3 cop cars on some dumb bullshit, when there's real crime to take care of. Like people who are still outside 0.01 seconds after curfew, those fekkin criminals.

 

[Frauw]

That's actually disgusting, I'm appalled that you had to experience that...

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

That's actually disgusting, I'm appalled that you had to experience that...

The best part is that i still haven't had any news from my landlord, so I don't know how long i'm stuck without a door. I live in a quite shite neighboorhood, so not having a door is... Well... Not peak performance.

 

[wordsonscreen]

The best part is that i still haven't had any news from my landlord, so I don't know how long i'm stuck without a door. I live in a quite shite neighboorhood, so not having a door is... Well... Not peak performance.

Block door with chairs temporarily <3 You can makeshift locks

 

[Donk]

Nobody is asking real questions though. Are the plushies ok?

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Nobody is asking real questions though. Are the plushies ok?

Thankfully despite being fairly close to the door, they were, as far as I can tell so far, completly spared uwu They do all look completly traumatised, but at least they weren't damaged.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

They better pay for the damages and not charge you for anything.

 

[NightmareTour]

Imagine thinking that this is a reasonable response when you think the suicidal person is actually inside. I'm so glad you weren't actually in there for that. I think I'd have had the breakdown of a lifetime if someone smashed the door in with me in the house/flat. I hope you can get the door fixed or replaced soon, definitely not your responsibility to pay for it.

 

[wordsonscreen]

Imagine thinking that this is a reasonable response when you think the suicidal person is actually inside. I'm so glad you weren't actually in there for that. I think I'd have had the breakdown of a lifetime if someone smashed the door in with me in the house/flat.

Yeah.. just goes to show how BEYOND misunderstood suicidality is and how inappropriately the system is set up. Unreal.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I miss having a door, intensely more stressfull knowing that kinda anyone can just walk in my appartment and steal my shit or whatever. And when I'm sleeping, there well... isnt anything i can do about it if they're in any way sneaky.

 

[wordsonscreen]

I miss having a door, intensely more stressfull knowing that kinda anyone can just walk in my appartment and steal my shit or whatever. And when I'm sleeping, there well... isnt anything i can do about it if they're in any way sneaky.

Did they say when it will be fixed?? And is there a different place you can stay for a day? also, there are apps to record movement and notify you. You can turn your laptop into a motion sensor and have it record and notify you on your phone. idk if that helps.

 

[LastFlowers]

Dealing with mentalhealthcare services have taught me one thing, and one thing only. Always lie, never tell a single thing that could in anyway indicate you're not the happiest man on earth. No one will help, they'll only make things infinitely worse.

Exactly. I have had to learn the same lesson, one too many times. Never again.