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Jumper Geo

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Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Fortunately they had a back order for more superior robots arriving the next day, which run on solar power and charge while working through the day so can work 24.7 without stopping to charge.
 
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Into the Unknown
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Unfortunately, the robots are made from blood diamonds, parts mined by slave children in third world countries ruled by warlords.
 
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Fortunately this country is a safe haven for the abused where they are reunited with family and can live a happy life together and there are plenty of high paying manufacturing and engineering jobs where they used there own diamonds to run the robots.
 
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Unfortunately they need to be sterilized to be granted access
 
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Fortunately the pharmaceutical company cut costs and only tested it for 3 months so passed it but after 3 months you are normal again.
 
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Unfortunately the big pharma caught on it and lobbied the government to use their big surveillance data to nabbed them and force sterilise them with the help of their strong allies with a proven permanent method.
 
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Fortunately, now that they're sterilized they can finally get in.
 

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