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Professor K

Professor K

your eyes vacant and stained
Feb 9, 2023
230
huuh simply stop whining you emo looser, suck it up and just stop being sad now

is there actually a difference between terrorists and the government ?
 
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alonely

alonely

exists by being merely labeled
Jul 1, 2023
470
terrorists are honest with their reasoning, the government is not.

how do i get someone to love me?
 
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CrestfallenMima

CrestfallenMima

Staring into the abyss
Dec 28, 2021
160
You need to hyptonise them

What's the fastest way of making money?
 
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JustBreathing

JustBreathing

Member
Jul 22, 2023
15
You just need to pet a frog and give it candy. It will give you money in return.

Why are lemons yellow?
 
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lifeispain0216

lifeispain0216

Member
Jul 23, 2023
46
You just need to pet a frog and give it candy. It will give you money in return.

Why are lemons yellow?
because they are all going thru liver failure

what's the best way to treat depression?
 
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alonely

alonely

exists by being merely labeled
Jul 1, 2023
470
you just have to have hope for the future

where do babies come from?
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
1,231
bottom of the mariana trench

what does Kakorrhaphiophobia mean?
 
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alonely

alonely

exists by being merely labeled
Jul 1, 2023
470
fear of cocks, or having an IO operating system

how do binoculars work?
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
1,231
there is a tiny fairie inside that quickly draws you pictures

approximately how much liquid can you squeeze from elephant dung?
 
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Petrichor45

Petrichor45

Member
Jul 27, 2023
21
Enough to cause a flood.

Do fish drink water?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
They prefer LaCroix.

Who was the Zodiac Killer?
 
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alonely

alonely

exists by being merely labeled
Jul 1, 2023
470
they only killed astrology bitches

how can i actually enjoy life?
 
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FormerlyFe(IV)

FormerlyFe(IV)

Snapped.
Jun 27, 2023
419
"Stupid says what?"

How do I make a science experiment volcano?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
Use straws and masking tape to construct a cradle, and make sure to hard-boil the egg before you drop it.

What caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
1,231
t-rex viagra

what are igloos made of?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
Tears from broken dreams.

How can you tell if a house is haunted?
 
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alonely

alonely

exists by being merely labeled
Jul 1, 2023
470
a ghost jumps out at you and yells BOO

how do i mask?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
Visit your local Spirit of Halloween store.

Why do some birds migrate seasonally?
 
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Erik.t.f

Experienced
Jun 1, 2023
219
they dont they just die and new once get born

why do people suffer?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
Due to a controversial guerrilla marketing campaign by Prozac.

Why do beavers build dams?
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
303
It's afraid of sharks.

Why do we dream?