Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[jodes2]

DJing cos you can piss off hundreds of people a time with every shit song you wanna play

What's an anal sandwich

 

[Shadowlord900]

A sandwich where instead of using 2 slices of bread, you use 2 ass cheeks.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[jodes2]

10 million

How do you get away with pinching a stranger's butt?

 

[Shadowlord900]

Ask them to keep their eyes on you.

What's the best way of going about destroying the world?

 

[WitheringBird02]

Throwing ice cream on people

How to get away with slapping Elon Musk?

 

[Shadowlord900]

Use your head... Literally.

How do I go about finding the Darkness that I seek?

 

[zeenatax]

Very easy there are many ways

Eating dark chocolate
Turning all the lights off
Wearing sunglasses at night

Why?

 

[memories.of.abuse]

Because our parents used to say so, duh...

Why are cats superior to dogs?

 

[zeenatax]

Because cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars

Why does Sunday always come after Saturday?

 

[Lora_logphant]

Because Sunday needs Saturday's permission to follow it!


Why are sandwiches made of bread?

 

[zeenatax]

Because sandwiches are really vulnerable and bread can give them some comfort.

Why do humans fake everything?

 

[Heavenbound]

Because being authentic takes too much effort.

Why is Gucci so expensive?

 

[Csmith8827]

Because you're poor. (Sry rude comment I know, but it's apart of the game! )

Why does waiting for a week seem long when it's happening but afterwards it doesn't seem so long?

 

[talkaddict]

Because when a week is travelling towards you the time waves seem more frequent to the observer and when they are travelling away they seem less frequent

How do we stop the unending and inevitable marching of time?

 

[Heavenbound]

Move to an Amish community

Why is candlelight so charming?

 

[Unending]

Because the candle flame reflects off of surfaces and humans have evolved to be attracted to pretty lights shining on surfaces since only those of our ancestors who were genetically predisposed towards being infatuated with pretty flames had the will to fight on in the old days.

Why is my depression so insufferable?

 

[leaf23]

Because you don't wear yellow clothes everyday.

Why does the sun rise in the east?

 

[The_End_Is_Comfort]

Because the Sun was made in Sunrise Land (Japan), an Eastern Asian country.

What if Rats were the intelligent species of Earth?

 

[alonely]

rats are the intelligent species of earth, theyre controlling our minds from inside our heads

where can i buy N?

 

[willitpass]

rats are the intelligent species of earth, theyre controlling our minds from inside our heads

where can i buy N?

Walmart, it's in the pain reliever section

Why is hummus so good?

 

[synthcadia]

Walmart, it's in the pain reliever section

Why is hummus so good?

the aliens have added a secret serum in the seeds.

where are the aliens?

 

[winamp]

somewhere in Canada

is a pair of hands 6 fingers and 2 pinkies and 2 thumbs or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs or 10 fingers

 

[Csmith8827]

They're 10 digits.

Is K-pop the savior of the universe? And if not what is.

 

[synthcadia]

They're 10 digits.

Is K-pop the savior of the universe? And if not what is.

k-pop is not the savior it's madoka kaname all the way babyyyyy.

why are baby animals so cute??

 

[LoiteringClouds]

So that they attract predators, get eaten and CTB.

Why is time so slow when we have a hard time?

 

[CrestfallenMima]

Because the god of time loves to watch people suffer

Why did the titanic sink?

 

[Csmith8827]

Because it was an evil aristocratic ship full of white people who believed they were unstoppable/invincible.

What happens when you die?

 

[winamp]

you are sent to the DMV

why does hitting your ankle with a scooter hurt so bad?

 

[アホペンギン]

because the scooter hates you

Why am i never able to sleep at night?

 

[alonely]

demons stimulating the part of your brain that promotes consciousness

how do i stop being depressed?