Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[OceanBlue]

Unrealised potential of the millennials.

Why do we exist?

 

[DynamicDepression]

Unrealised potential of the millennials.

Why do we exist?

To binge-watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Why is outer space black?

 

[MellowAvenue]

Because God spilled soda all over it.

What is Batman's secret identity?

 

[Tomino'sNightengale]

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

 

[Al Cappella]

Jimmy Hoffa

Why do dogs lick your face?

 

[peanuts]

Face cream tastes nice.

Why do we wear socks?

 

[GentleJerk]

Face cream tastes nice.

Why do we wear socks?

The same reason we wear underwear. To prevent swamp nuts.

What do they make plant-based burgers from?

 

[Fthis]

The same reason we wear underwear. To prevent swamp nuts.

What do they make plant-based burgers from?

Animals shaped like plants

Why do I feel so shitty?

 

[symphony]

That fart earlier wasn't actually a fart...

How do magnets work?

 

[anaconda]

By coming together

Why is the ocean so big

 

[.dreamless.]

God left the sink running and then went on vacation.

What is love?

 

[narval]

i've a hand, so...

Well, what's the point of life?

 

[Andross01]

To die.

What was before the big bang?

 

[narval]

Reading the rules.

BANG!

Be the last one standing in this wild west shootout game with hidden roles.

boardgamegeek.com

Who is the real God?

 

[Andross01]

My best friend's cat.

Do you like pets?

 

[narval]

Yes, fried. With chips and tomato.

Who am i?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

An android

What has it got in its pocketses, Precious?

 

[Andross01]

A bottle of N.

Why do people want to live?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

Because they're masochists.

Are tomatoes really a fruit?

 

[narval]

that's a website!

why what?

 

[Andross01]

I don't get it.

Do you?

 

[Murasa]

Pffff, b-but of course I do!

What is the last digit of Pi?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

G

If you answer one of these questions correctly, does it mean you're disqualified from playing this game?

 

[LivideLamb]

G

If you answer one of these questions correctly, does it mean you're disqualified from playing this game?

I'd rather go skiing

Why do we sleep at night ?

 

[Murasa]

It is a form of meditation that we do because why not? sleep is optional

If you are a robot that changed bodies and by chance you kill the new mind that uses your old body... Is that homicide, suicide or self-flagellation?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

It's a mindfuck.

What is the best rock & roll band of all time?

 

[Murasa]

The Veronicas, duh.

What is the number of the beast?

 

[Andross01]

The Veronicas, duh.

What is the number of the beast?

5 because his name has 5 letters in it and probably some other reasons that nobody knows.
Why do religions exist?

 

[narval]

To sell more [insert name of proper holy text]

Am i a cat?

 

[Andross01]

No, you are a dog.

Is resistance futile?