THE NEW BEST METHOD, HANTAVIRUS (partially joking)

[glowing.purple.aura]

About a week ago, I started a thread about dying naturally before given the opportunity to attempt suicide again, and well… my prayers have been answered!!!

The story is still new in development, but so far this is what we know:

- Three passengers aboard the same cruise ship died this week of a virus called hantavirus. The strain of the virus that the passengers had is transmissible through the air.

- The cruise ship had passengers on it from all over the world (with many of them going on flights before the cruise).

- Symptoms take up to 8 WEEKS to appear

And the best part….

- The virus has a ~40% MORTALITY RATE!

All we have to do is go out in public without wearing a mask and 4/10th of us will be dead in no time!!!

 

[6486159051]

Amazing news. Hope it comes for me <3

 

[froggirl9000]

Still ain't got shit on what is easily the most effective method out there, the world's best kept secret: the "old age" method.

Like, it's simple; your body is already actively killing itself. All you gotta do is just wait for it to finish! Some jabronis like to speed things up with the "smoking strat", or the "alcohol strat", or, get this, the "drugs strat", as if they aren't cheating because those are gonna kill you via other means. Nah, you gotta rawdog it.

Also, fuck, if I were more of a conspiracy theorist I'd be yelling about how these are all manufactured. First you had corona, then people freaked out over monkeypox, and now this shit. I swear, we had plenty of time where things were fine and now it's just constant deadly viruses, always viruses.

 

[wine is fine but]

All we have to do is go out in public without wearing a mask and 4/10th of us will be dead in no time!!!

the mask doesn't stop you from getting it - it stops carriers from transmitting it to you

Also, fuck, if I were more of a conspiracy theorist I'd be yelling about how these are all manufactured. First you had corona, then people freaked out over monkeypox, and now this shit. I swear, we had plenty of time where things were fine and now it's just constant deadly viruses, always viruses.

we had sars, bird flue, swine flue, just to name a few others from this millennium alone

fauci has been a very busy little boi

 

[flowerbomb]

My heart goes out to the people dead on the cruise ship and to those on the ship fearing for their life, possibly infected.

Viruses are a danger to everybody, for me it seems a little cynical to be happy about this "new" method to ctb. Even if partially joking.

Sorry - just saying.

 

[endboss]

cough in my face, pls

 

[6486159051]

Also, fuck, if I were more of a conspiracy theorist I'd be yelling about how these are all manufactured. First you had corona, then people freaked out over monkeypox, and now this shit. I swear, we had plenty of time where things were fine and now it's just constant deadly viruses, always viruses.

I think humanity is getting what it deserves from all its factory farms. Truly vile, evil stuff. And we keep wanting more and more and more and more.

I'm not a vegan but a meat-eating hypocrite by the way.

 

[glowing.purple.aura]

I think humanity is getting what it deserves from all its factory farms. Truly vile, evil stuff. And we keep wanting more and more and more and more.

I'm not a vegan but a meat-eating hypocrite by the way.

It's unfortunately a very, very, very small group of people making the decisions (that only benefit them) for all of us.

The silent majority of people just want all of these demon-spawn billionaires to drop dead.

As for the factory farms, those are solely for their profit and will eventually be only of usage to them. The end goal is for the general population to be consuming lab-grown meat, which starts from a single cell that never stops dividing (just like cancer). Recently, farmers all over the country have been finding boxes full of lone-star ticks (which cause meat allergies) on their property.

 

[Exhausted546]

About a week ago, I started a thread about dying naturally before given the opportunity to attempt suicide again, and well… my prayers have been answered!!!

The story is still new in development, but so far this is what we know:

- Three passengers aboard the same cruise ship died this week of a virus called hantavirus. The strain of the virus that the passengers had is transmissible through the air.

- The cruise ship had passengers on it from all over the world (with many of them going on flights before the cruise).

- Symptoms take up to 8 WEEKS to appear

And the best part….

- The virus has a ~40% MORTALITY RATE!

All we have to do is go out in public without wearing a mask and 4/10th of us will be dead in no time!!!

I'm extremely selfish for this but I truly wish for another pandemic lockdown. It would save my ass or kill me, I'm good with both

 

[Hollowman]

Start snorting lines of mouse shit, that should increase your chances.

 

[gardenoflonely]

Someone PLEASE sneeze on me

 

[RadiantNumber]

About a week ago, I started a thread about dying naturally before given the opportunity to attempt suicide again, and well… my prayers have been answered!!!

The story is still new in development, but so far this is what we know:

- Three passengers aboard the same cruise ship died this week of a virus called hantavirus. The strain of the virus that the passengers had is transmissible through the air.

- The cruise ship had passengers on it from all over the world (with many of them going on flights before the cruise).

- Symptoms take up to 8 WEEKS to appear

And the best part….

- The virus has a ~40% MORTALITY RATE!

All we have to do is go out in public without wearing a mask and 4/10th of us will be dead in no time!!!

I don't know if this is a good idea, especially this shit could cause bleeding or something like that so it could be painful

 

[rm6888]

My heart goes out to the people dead on the cruise ship and to those on the ship fearing for their life, possibly infected.

Viruses are a danger to everybody, for me it seems a little cynical to be happy about this "new" method to ctb. Even if partially joking.

Sorry - just saying.

Agreed - as someone who specializes in infectious disease epidemiology, the transmission of pathogens of any kind is damaging to populations and disproportionately harms those who are vulnerable and immunocompromised. This so-called "method" is kinda ignorant to me.

 

[gardenhouse]

I haven't been sleeping for months, i wish i would get infected since self inflicted death is hard, the government makes it too hard.

 

[m3nhera]

About a week ago, I started a thread about dying naturally before given the opportunity to attempt suicide again, and well… my prayers have been answered!!!

The story is still new in development, but so far this is what we know:

- Three passengers aboard the same cruise ship died this week of a virus called hantavirus. The strain of the virus that the passengers had is transmissible through the air.

- The cruise ship had passengers on it from all over the world (with many of them going on flights before the cruise).

- Symptoms take up to 8 WEEKS to appear

And the best part….

- The virus has a ~40% MORTALITY RATE!

All we have to do is go out in public without wearing a mask and 4/10th of us will be dead in no time!!!

I know you're kidding but this unironically excited me a little which is so embarrassing LMAO, At first I freaked out about the news but when you put it that way… 40% lethality rate and I don't really have to do it myself AND nobody will think it's suicide? AND NO SYMPTOMS FOR 8 WEEKS?!?? Don't tempt me with a good time, I might have to become a social person. Only thing really stopping me is I don't want to get others sick if I get sick, it feels selfish to risk that for my own death and risk killing people who never asked for it.

 

[glowing.purple.aura]

Only thing really stopping me is I don't want to get others sick if I get sick, it feels selfish to risk that for my own death and risk killing people who never asked for it.

Exactly why if I get it, I'll just stay hidden in my room and have meals put at my door or something LMFAO. It won't be much different from how I'm currently living…