Ah, are we doing false comparisons today? Apparently so.
I guess nobody is allowed to be unhappy with their lot except for that ONE GUY, the poor schmuck who has it the absolute worst out of all 8 billion of us. Let's call him Jared. Jared is allowed to ctb. Everyone else is forbidden to, because after all, it's not like we're Jared or anything. Whenever somebody becomes suicidal, they must be sternly told to quit feeling bad all the time. It's very tacky to want to end your own life when Jared is out there, relentlessly continuing to exist. <—Saying this will cause people to reflect upon their non-Jaredness, and then they will be happy all the time instead of sad.
Oddsbodkin! I'm cured!!
I'm so glad we have pro-lifers who register here in order to tell us these things. They most certainly have not been wasting everyone's time by giving orders to strangers about how they ought to feel.