That time I died

[Makko]

Sure, tell me all about your "spiritual" experiences, muggles.

 

[RedEther]

I cant think of a better way to go

 

[fox_wannabe]

Wait, you have seen it too?!

 

[Braindead Atheist]

I hope Hilarious consented.

Good one!!!

Was it anything like this?

oh wow

 

[NeverReallyHere]

Ain't no orgy like a gay DMT orgy...

 

[Deleted member 8579]

oh wow

Ken Russell has certainly made some odd movies. So odd, in fact, that Monty Python parodied it:

 

[motel rooms]

Why not make your own?
There once was a man who committed suicide with a self made guillotine:

 

[Zzzzz]

I am filled with awe by your transcendent experience. From now on, I renounce my false beliefs and I will only worship the one true penis and no other Gods. I will strive each day to accept the penis more fully into my heart and live by its light. The penis and I are one and it now lives inside of me always. Amen and Amen.

 

[wanttodie]

if i had oni behead my self

 

[motel rooms]

to accept the penis more fully into my heart

That sounds like a porn genre even @Makko would be interested in. #heartporn

 

[noaccount]

More power to you Hotel.

 

[Braindead Atheist]

I am filled with awe by your transcendent experience. From now on, I renounce my false beliefs and I will only worship the one true penis and no other Gods. I will strive each day to accept the penis more fully into my heart and live by its light. The penis and I are one and it now lives inside of me always. Amen and Amen.

thats what she said!

 

[Makko]

That sounds like a porn genre even @Makko would be interested in. #heartporn

Once the penis has wedged itself in my heart it will realise that it was a trap and that it shall be stuck there forever.

 

[motel rooms]

Once the penis has wedged itself in my heart it will realise that it was a trap and that it shall be stuck there forever.

You could keep it hard forever?

 

[Midgardsorm]

That must have been ....deep.

You now have a ..profound... understanding of how ...strong ...religion is. don't ever lose this ..connection.

 

[Makko]

You could keep it hard forever?

Easily, though it would stay hard for the wrong reasons