Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

[faust]

I took the SN and survived. Can I get a refund from the buyer?

PS: I followed Stan's Guide. I threw up and woke up in the hospital. Was I supposed to take Meto?

Made me laugh

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

#138 New method: Partial jumping

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

#139 can I do lines of SN like coke to CTB

 

[Lost in a Dream]

#140 If another E. Coli outbreak happens, can I CTB by eating excessive amounts of Romanian lettuce?

 

[Inferdan]

Teacup thread is out. Enjoy everyone

 

[enjolras]

#141 DANGEROUS HICCUPS GUIDE

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

#139 can I do lines of SN like coke to CTB

Not even an hour ago I read a thread over a year old discussing exactly that. It was, of course, not recommended.

 

[Berlin76]

142 I am broke and hate my cat, so i want die, how much milk do i need to drink to die and is meto advisable?

#143 who knows a puffer fish dealer, on the darkweb?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

142 I am broke and hate my cat, so i want die, how much milk do i need and is meto advisable?

Eff the cat and its milk, damn thing is just going to eat you anyway. Yes to the meto for you, NOT the cat.

(OMG I am so wrong !)

 

[keiichidono]

#123 I survived putting SN in my urethra

 

[Deleted member 14386]

"can I destroy my immune system so it looks like coronavirus did it or will they know?"

 

[enjolras]

#144 Self-inflicted abuse : permissive parenting gone too far, too late

Spoiler

 

[marcusuk63]

#144 Self-inflicted abuse : permissive parenting gone too far, too late

Spoiler

PMSL , to Quote the Homer , "it`s funny cos it`s true "
No. 145 I`ve bought my charcoal , will one box be enough ?

 

[Quarky00]

Fresh from the oven (or microwave):

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...s-just-something-thats-been-on-my-mind.34509/

#145 -- A fall with a gunshot to the head , without a gun

 

[enjolras]

#146 Survived psych ward, woke up at home during a family reunion, shocked

 

[TeenIdle]

Lol this was funny, thank you for the laugh.

 

[luna666]

#147 - Can I use SN as an eyedrop? I don't want to swallow

 

[CloudedPath]

#148 How much SN does it take to cure a broken heart?

 

[Deleted member 14386]

I feel so bad laughing at these but this is such a funny thread

 

[Lethe]

#146 Survived psych ward, woke up at home during a family reunion, shocked

This one made me crack a smile, thanks for that, lol.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I strongly caution against this thread and encourage it be deleted post haste.

With (ostensibly) innocent and humorous intentions, a couple of days ago a member created a thread, "Why I hate toast," based on the OP. A thread I also suggest be deleted.

Another member took the toast-hating thread seriously, and last night posted their rash and immediate intent to go on a rampage to permanently "make toast of toast" in order to end its tyranny and power to instigate ctb. I worry that the media are going to pick up on the story and that their investigations will lead back to this site and draw yet more unwanted attention. Petitions, FB hate groups, and one-sided stories of restaurants shutting down to loss of toast revenue are sure to follow. Fake profiles will be created to generate public paranoia that there will be a rash of octopus-swallowing and eyeball-plucking attempts. Tweezers will be taken off the shelves and only be available on the dark market, and I promise you, the resulting outbreak of awkward razor stubble will not be pretty. The entire Japanese restaurant industry may collapse due excessive restrictions placed on octopus consumption, and octopi (?) will be hunted to extinction while a scammer named O will dangle the tentacles to the desperate and vulnerable for a very, very long time.

This one thread has literally global implications for a tsunami wave of backlash against SS and the struggle for pro choice.

For the love of all that we hold sacred here, stop having fun. PLEASE. I beg you all to listen to reason. It's just not worth the risk.

I also suggest scrutinizing the OP's post history. He could be an infiltrator who slowly built trust to set off, on his way out, the all-but-certain impending shit show that is now heading our way in order to destroy SS under the seemingly innocent guise of humor. Paranoia? I'd rather be paranoid and wrong than toast.




Poor toast. RIP, old friend. In the perspicacious words of @Dear Flabby, I'm now crumbling without you. I hope to see you on the other side. Without you, I have no reason left not to follow. Clearly, I have no reason left at all. I am the one who killed you.

 

[Broken Chimera]

This thread has me dying. I got another one.

149: Can I ctb by jumping after SN and shooting myself in the heart?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

150: Has anyone ever NOT thought about catching the Corona virus? I feel like I'm the only one. Does that make me weird?

 

[Lostandfound7]

Fresh from the oven (or microwave):

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...s-just-something-thats-been-on-my-mind.34509/

#145 -- A fall with a gunshot to the head , without a gun

I literally spit out my candy!! Ur crazy uncle @Quarky00 !!

 

[Deleted member 14386]

I totes called the cornoavirus lmao @Quarky00

"can I destroy my immune system so it looks like coronavirus did it or will they know?"

 

[Lostandfound7]

#151
Taking SN while drowning

 

[Quarky00]

I literally spit out my candy!! Ur crazy uncle @Quarky00 !!

It's 2020 , reality is more surreal than satire ;)

Nothing we write here will ever rise to the level of what people will actually ask . I swear .

 

[enjolras]

#152 Helium by enema, proper up gas flow to prevent butt talking funny ?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

#151
Taking SN while drowning

153 Complex method: drowning in SN

OP: Guys, I need help with the math.

(I could have said "maths," but Brits have a harder time getting SN, more likely to be an American OP.)

 

[Lostandfound7]

#154
[HELP]
Can I take 3 doses of SN simultaneously: orally, anally, AND, vaginally??