Ame
あめ
- Nov 1, 2019
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I am very much late to this party but since the others have posted a bit, I thought why not? My sincerest apologies in advance for such a dark humour...I think that some of these are quite morbid.
155: [ Story ] Ordering N from A: I showed you my BitCoins...pls respond.
156: [ Help ] Quick Question About CTB
157: [ Discussion ] The molecular weight of SN is ~69
158: [ Method ] CTB in a Sausage Factory...No, please hear me out, I've done my research and I really think that this could be huge. What's that? You are saying that there is a set character limit on the length of thread titles? Well that's too bad because now that you've boarded this train bus, there is no stopping it and absolutely no turning back. So sit the heck down and hold onto your shit as this is going to be one hell of a ride ha ha. Are you ready? I'm about to lay down this tantalizing method à la 3edgy5me Internet circa 2005 or something~
155: [ Story ] Ordering N from A: I showed you my BitCoins...pls respond.
156: [ Help ] Quick Question About CTB
"A bus leaves an intersection traveling north at 60 km per hour, and another is headed west toward that intersection at 45 km per hour. At one point, the north-bound bus is 0,3 km north of the intersection, and the bus driving west is 0,4 km east of that intersection. At this point, how quickly should I be swallowing my stat meto dose? Also, when boarding the bus, does the driver only accept exact change for the fare? Thanks."
157: [ Discussion ] The molecular weight of SN is ~69
"Hey, but I guess that this means that when you are salty about life sucking, you can always down a glass and succ back. Discuss."
158: [ Method ] CTB in a Sausage Factory...No, please hear me out, I've done my research and I really think that this could be huge. What's that? You are saying that there is a set character limit on the length of thread titles? Well that's too bad because now that you've boarded this train bus, there is no stopping it and absolutely no turning back. So sit the heck down and hold onto your shit as this is going to be one hell of a ride ha ha. Are you ready? I'm about to lay down this tantalizing method à la 3edgy5me Internet circa 2005 or something~
STEP ONE: Enter sausage factory after hours.
STEP TWO: Strip down and climb into industrial sized meat grinder.
STEP THREE: Follow that SN regimen (see Stan's Guide).
STEP FOUR: Die.*
?????
By noon you should have successfully CTB and become a set of delicious sausages. The SN will have preserved your flesh and hopefully you will get to live on happily in the stomachs of others.
* NB: If for some reason, the SN was not enough to kill you, then being ground up into a meaty paste in the morning will certainly finish the job.
STEP TWO: Strip down and climb into industrial sized meat grinder.
STEP THREE: Follow that SN regimen (see Stan's Guide).
STEP FOUR: Die.*
?????
By noon you should have successfully CTB and become a set of delicious sausages. The SN will have preserved your flesh and hopefully you will get to live on happily in the stomachs of others.
* NB: If for some reason, the SN was not enough to kill you, then being ground up into a meaty paste in the morning will certainly finish the job.
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