Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

[HadEnough1974]

#36 If I sit on a giant dildo with all my weight, can it break my brain stem? Suicide by dildo anyone?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

On a serious note... are we making fun of people who are seriously desperate?

This is making us feel good of course, but if I was a young person who only knew about antifreeze and didn't take the time to read the methods section I might ask the question "can I kill myself with antifreeze".

Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying this as well. Just also thinking about people in countries who have no access to anything.

#37 Overcoming SI with guilt for all the times I've been a shitty person

#35 Can you kill yourself with marshmallows?

YES.

#38 [Method] SN soaked marshmallow plugs



EDIT:

#39 Am I a bad person for resenting babies who die of SIDS?

(If I weren't already going to burn in hell for ctb....)

 

[gnomeboy17]

On a serious note... are we making fun of people who are seriously desperate?

This is making us feel good of course, but if I was a young person who only knew about antifreeze and didn't take the time to read the methods section I might ask the question "can I kill myself with antifreeze".

Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying this as well. Just also thinking about people in countries who have no access to anything.

No I see where you're coming from. But some of these questions, such as "what is SN" I was thinking of asking. But then there's the search button and also resources megathread

 

[faust]

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#41 I bought 4 bottles of N but my survival instinct kicks in so I will use jumping method.

No I see where you're coming from. But some of these questions, such as "what is SN" I was thinking of asking. But then there's the search button and also resources megathread

I think many people when they first come to the forum ask themselves what the hell is N,F,H,SN,OTC, CTB, N from A, N from C, OD, OP. I only found that in description heh.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

The one and only. This thread is legendary and has spawned many jokes.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/putting-head-in-microwave.13233/

 

[Inferdan]

Three have been made a reality. I shall continue doing so, until these ten threads have become true threads.

 

[gnomeboy17]

The one and only. This thread is legendary and has spawned many jokes.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/putting-head-in-microwave.13233/

What is this!! XD if they wanted to punish their brain a shot would probably do a decent job

 

[marcusuk63]

No. 42
Can i hang myself with invisible thread ?
i bought some but i`ve put it down and cant find it now.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Oh dear, I feel bad for chortling. LOL wait until the pro-life group quote some of these out of context

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

LoL The Microwave method. Thanks for make me laugh in my misery. Here some more

#43 Can I buy N at Walmart for seppuku ?
#44 My mom found SN and did nothing. Is she pro-choice?
#45 What happens if I take meto after drinking SN?
#46 Can I still ctb if I die?
#47 Can I die if I jump from ground floor?

 

[Vertigo]

#48 Can holding in a fart kill you?

 

[Jean4]

Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?

You know I love you lol.

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

#49 (Venting) I'm tired of researching about SN

 

[faust]

#50 Partial hanging in McDonalds
#51 Flashlight electric shock suicide
#52 How much milk do I have to drink to die?
#53 Full suspension: can I unhang myself?
#54 Is rocket launcher effective in CTB?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

#55: 99 Bottles of N on the wall...

OP's post: "Somebody should make this a song. "

 

[faust]

#56 is N a nitrogen?

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

#57 Can I die if I'm on SS 24/7 ?

 

[faust]

#58 My mom has taken a cord from my PC, do you know any DN vendors who sell power cords?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

#59 - My mom said if I ctb, she will bring me back to life with necromancy! What do I do?

 

[faust]

#60 Anti-Diarrhea Drug OD

 

[Inferdan]

Just in case anyone is interested, made the toast one a little bit ago

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

#61 Should I leave a letter or communicate with my parents through the ouija ?
#62 Can I die if I hang myself upside down?

 

[faust]

#62 I tried to buy N from C for 10 dollars, he did not sell

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

#63 (Method) CO poisoning on motorbike

 

[Broken Chimera]

#64 Can I ctb by broomhandle?

Oh dear, I feel bad for chortling. LOL wait until the pro-life group quote some of these out of context

I can see it now, "look! They're giving people ideas and glamorizing suicide!"

 

[Soulless_Angel]

These threads are happening. Just watch me.

This now all makes sense... this thread wasn't showing earlier

 

[Inferdan]

This now all makes sense... this thread wasn't showing earlier

You've finally figured it out XD Yes, this was the reason behind it. You may now rest in peace, my friend

 

[Quarky00]

#65 I wanna put SN in my butt while jumping from a bridge in front of a moving train while slitting my wrists -- can I donate my organs?

 

[Inferdan]

#65 I wanna put SN in my butt while jumping from a bridge in front of a moving train while slitting my wrists -- can I donate my organs?

...I don't think the organs would be in the best condition after that

 

[Lost in a Dream]

#66 I self-harm by stepping on metal rakes.