Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

[Kramer]

Boomer humor is so nauseating.

 

[NodusTollens]

The octopus topic. Smh, definitely caught me off guard, well played.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Boomer humor is so nauseating.

It's more entertaining than this dry humorless post.

 

[Kramer]

It's more entertaining than this dry humorless post.

My comment wasn't meant to be entertaining.

 

[OrdinaryDay]

I remember the first time this thread made me laugh and that was a very special laugh

 

[newave3]

Is it possible to CTB by eating any of the Death by Chocolate ice creams?

 

[Spitfire]

#161 I tried to ctb by jumping in front of a train, but it randomly derailed without actually hitting me. I think I might be God!

It sounds like it was just a coincidence, or simply two events occurring at the same point in time or space.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

#32 If I OD in the bathtub with my rubber ducky, can go go jail for attempted murder of my rubber ducky?

Brilliant LOL, Oh l think I've pissed myself! Best post EVER! Thank you.

 

[HadEnough1974]

Brilliant LOL, Oh l think I've pissed myself! Best post EVER! Thank you.

You're welcome. Check out my Santa post!

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

No.258 - Would CTB by sharpened candy cane work?

No.259 - Supergluing mouth and nose shut tonight, AMA

No.260 - Has anyone tried dropping a pallet of bricks on themselves from 30ft, and did you survive?

 

[Bigpink]

Love it. Didn't think I'd laugh today.

 

[sadworld]

#261 - Is going to siberia and fighting a bear a good ctb method?

 

[Jumper Geo]

#262 - with SN shortage, can I eat 10 packs of uncooked bacon and CTB

 

[262653]

Oh, I remember this thread. I was quite sure it would sank into oblivion by now.

 

[Meditation guide]

 

[Inferdan]

Oh, I remember this thread. I was quite sure it would sank into oblivion by now.

My friend, I am not finished with this yet, oh no :)

 

[Teal_Blue_Dreams]

Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?

HA-LARIOUS! I Know in late as hell btw...

LoL The Microwave method. Thanks for make me laugh in my misery. Here some more

#43 Can I buy N at Walmart for seppuku ?
#44 My mom found SN and did nothing. Is she pro-choice?
#45 What happens if I take meto after drinking SN?
#46 Can I still ctb if I die?
#47 Can I die if I jump from ground floor?

#46!

#249 can secret services self-hypnosis techniques be used to ctb?

#250 if I change my mind about wanting to die after it's too late, did I still kill myself? (since technically it was my (now non-existent) past self which killed my later self, but my present self was against this scheme).

#251 what is a 'self'?

#252 is time real?

Hahah

 

[wordsonscreen]

Bringing this back!! So good.

 

[justpeachy]

Thank you for that. I think you're feeling the same way I am. Again, thank you for your sense of humour, it made me feel better (but only for a few minutes).

While I have your attention, I was thinking, what if the volcano is "inactive" as opposed to "active". Would it be fatal? ;)

I agree with you both, I needed this too. I have been having these same feelings and been getting very irritated with some of the just tiring.... to be nice about it....posts I have seen lately.

Edit: LOL I just realized I am a month late to this conversation

 

[Makko]

#666 will invoking the number of the beast whisk you away into the depths of infernal pits for the eternal torment you deserve?

Oh wait, too la-

 

[CatabolicSeed]

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

This one made me chuckle out loud, lol

 

[HadEnough1974]

Sanctioned Suicide and Hallmark Greeting Cards have officially partnered up.

A greeting card for all occasions...

When you're waiting for your SN to arrive...

I encourage all new members to go to the beginning of this thread and enjoy!!

 

[U. A.]

lol

I've seen some comments lately pining for the "good old days" of the forum but apparently not even two years in, the quality of posts was sufficient to inspire this thread.

Not all 100% but aside from the person who subsequently made joke threads with all of these exact titles, half have come to pass (some before this thread even went up):

Have you ever killed yourself in a lucid dream

Just curious

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Blue ringed octopus

They are poisonous, could you buy one, or two, and then, when they arrive, have them bite you and poison you to death?

sanctioned-suicide.net

clothes tweezers and rat glue trap

I dont have access to firearms and SN. Can I close my nostrils by using sturdy clothes tweezer AND cover my mouth by using those sticky rat glue traps? Yes, there is SI, but I have noticed that I can last much longer if I breathe in some air, and hold my breath. It lasts longer than holding my...

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I'm just a marshmallow

That's it. There's no ulterior motive. There's no trick. No I don't want your money. I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to talk to you or be mean to you. I just wanna be a soft little marshmallow but have some fun while doing it. And then maybe dip.

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Ctb by volcano?

I would not do this however didn’t think a volcano would be a huge spot for ctb. Found out about mount mihara in Japan on one of the list sites. Apparently like several people a week would jump starting back in the 1920s.

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Moral of the story: "kids these days, amirite?!"