Haaha, well damn. I'm glad you all aren't in a drought this year!
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Lmao, Lolol. Maybe... I would turn in to a pansy/ pussy in the Moment.
But it's something I've seriously thought about , rather than putting a 12ga to my head .
Haha! The damn thing wouldn't kill ya
Just snap you up, spin you around a couple times and then drop you on your head out in the middle of a wheat field.
True story: My city kid husband and I had just gotten married when a tornado was headed straight for the addition we live in. As in the little arrow in the little octagon thingee on the map went RIGHT over my house. I'm sorry, "OUR"
house.
Ok, I have BEEN in a tornado. I am a country girl -- like for REAL I can pull a calf, chase down a bunch of goats and then go drag the dogs outta the mudpuddle and give them a bath before we get to go to the corner store for some coffee to add to our morning shot of whiskey to drink while we watch the sun come up. And THEN we can start our morning chores kinda country gal.
Like out in the middle of miles of pasture land with NOTHING to be seen but barb wire fences and Old Highway 7 for-EVAH!!
So I see what's going on and get up, get dressed. I mean I even put my Danners on. About the time I get my bootlaces tied the windows in the house start rattling. THAT'S serious! Lol
His dumbass says to me I've never seen a tornado, I'm gonna go in the front and watch it. I"m like well that's all cool and everything But I can't even hear you over the rattling windows, the wind and the pounding rain -- but I will be in the shelter when they find your body over in the next county.
I'm sitting on the steps of the shelter (it's under the garage floor) and I see his dumbass come TEARING around the corner of the house! I look up and the sky is literally swirling around the neighborhood. Lol He doesn't go in the front yard to look at tornados anymore.
Oh Hey!! My 3 things for today are:
Best thing: The weather is BEAUTIFUL today. I took my coffee and sat in the backyard this morning and enjoyed watching the ducks and chickens play around after I let them out. Finished watching the sun come up. Temperature was PERFECT.
Worst: ANY car ride when I'm hurting. And I had a doctor's appointment this morning. And it went exactly like I thought it would -- well, your labs are all good so I don't know what more you want.
You don't know what more I want?? Maybe show a little interest and DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB and help me?? Fucking doctors. Act like I am going out of my way to perturb them by having something that doesn't fit in their little "oh here try this so I can get my kickback from the pharma guys and have a nice day" box.
I've told my husband twice in the last week I feel like climbing in the bathtub and just putting a bullet between my eyes and calling it good and his response "I wish you wouldn't talk like that." Well, yeah, about that -- I wish I didn't hurt so bad that that sounds like a good idea to me but here we are.
Random: I love my critters!! They keep me sane. (Ok, well sane as I can be ...
) The feral cat that came inside a few days ago is finally realizing nobody in here is interested in being anything other than buddies. It won't be long before she will be just like everyone else around here -- fat, sassy and gloriously happy!
