Suicide suggestion list!

[LostCauseLooknToCTB]

Go to the airport and point a toy gun at a cop.

replica airsoft gun without an orange tip

 

[kwho]

Some excellent suggestions here!

My personal favourite is the one with the lion. I wouldn't pull him by the whiskers though, that's disrespectful. I'd just try to pet him.

Whatever method you choose, please don't forget that knowing the answer to the question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? considerably increases your chances of success!